Dental Fury?
LAST NIGHT, I had a strange dream. It was short, too. I dreamt that I had awoken one day, all alone on a bright and shiny summer day. I slowly climbed out of bed and walked across the hall, into my bathroom. I went to grab my toothbrush, but I noticed that there were TWO identical toothbrushes in the same spot. I was afraid that someone else might have bought the same toothbrush as me and mistakenly put it next to mine, so I thought it would be best if I just used neither of the toothbrushes. I took them both and I threw them away. I finally decided to just walk two miles to the grocery store and buy two more. The grocery store was completely devoid of any human beings, but the place still had electricity and everything was very clean. When I got home, I realized I had bought the exact same two toothbrushes as the ones I had thrown away. A dark blaze of frustration burned within me. So much so that I threw a toaster through my kitchen window and vomited blood all over the cupboards. Then, I woke up....