[Accidental Audio] | English
[There's a sound of possible papers being shuffled along with an annoyed grunt of some kind. Apparently whoever is broadcasting didn't know the voice function turned on and his conversation could be heard...barely. If anyone could listen, they might've caught names of people like 'Erika' or 'Ryan' and he didn't sound too pleased.
And he wasn't alone.]
DOOD!
...what the hell? Is that...a penguin? And is that a...! Oh you got to be joking!
DOOD!
[There's a sudden crash, sounding like a chair went slamming into something metal and then a grunt from the one who could speak.]
I've already been near nutcases with knives for one lifetime!
[There's a loud CLANG! before one final squeal and...well, you can guess what happened next.]