who the hell made you king of the road
Hey, drivers of the world? Newsflash.
Let's start a new rule: Get off your fucking cell phone while you're operating something weighing close to two tons on the turnpike. I don't care if you're giving birth or late to pick up Johnny from ballet practice or what the fuck ever. Get off your fucking cell phone and novel thought, signal and better yet look before you change lanes into the motorcycle next to you.
I came about two seconds from getting creamed by a giant Lexus SUV this afternoon. Lady was on her phone and decided that it was a great idea to jump a lane to catch her exit that she'd apparently been too deep in conversation to notice.
Note to self, write Honda, thank them for the front brake package they put on the CBR's.
Dumbass bitch was lucky I can go endo without killing myself.
You know what?
Fuck work tomorrow. I'm getting stoned and listening to George Harrison instead.
Let's start a new rule: Get off your fucking cell phone while you're operating something weighing close to two tons on the turnpike. I don't care if you're giving birth or late to pick up Johnny from ballet practice or what the fuck ever. Get off your fucking cell phone and novel thought, signal and better yet look before you change lanes into the motorcycle next to you.
I came about two seconds from getting creamed by a giant Lexus SUV this afternoon. Lady was on her phone and decided that it was a great idea to jump a lane to catch her exit that she'd apparently been too deep in conversation to notice.
Note to self, write Honda, thank them for the front brake package they put on the CBR's.
Dumbass bitch was lucky I can go endo without killing myself.
You know what?
Fuck work tomorrow. I'm getting stoned and listening to George Harrison instead.