189 : Read my mind.

Jul 28, 2007 21:52

If you could read my mind right now... Talk about a conversation when what you said was not what you were thinking.



g man 4 lyf: so, did you check out cuddy's funbags this afternoon?

james wilson: House...

g man 4 lyf: what, they were practically asking to be handled with care. did you see that top?

james wilson: House. Like I said before. And the fifteen other times you've IMed me this afternoon, shut up.

g man 4 lyf: oh, that hurts.

james wilson: Take one of your stolen Vicodin pills, you'll feel fine.

g man 4 lyf: not the teddy bear this afternoon, are you.

james wilson: I'm going to ignore you now.

g man 4 lyf: are not.

james wilson: [Auto reply: Shut up, House.]

g man 4 lyf: willlllllllllsoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

james wilson: [Auto reply: Shut up, House.]

g man 4 lyf: jimmy wilson was a bear. jimmy wilson had lots of hair. jimmy wilson liked to blow dry his hair and make himself look like a hot sexy bear for the cute nurse in admit two...

james wilson: [Auto reply: Shut up, House.]

g man 4 lyf: jimmy wilson doesn't know that his best friend house has photos to show...

james wilson is typing

james wilson: Have you been hitting the bottle already, House?

g man 4 lyf: no, just the 'copy' button on the machine in peds. i didn't know your tongue could do that...

james wilson: HOUSE!

g man 4 lyf: did you know we have an 'enlarge' function too?

james wilson: I will kill you if you put them up anywhere. I mean it. Without remorse.

g man 4 lyf: buy me lunch.

james wilson is typing

g man 4 lyf: then you won't need to find a place to hide the body afterwards. i get food, you get your dignity back, it's a win-win situation.

james wilson: I hate you.

g man 4 lyf: cafeteria in ten, and bring your wallet, i feel like a steak today.

g man 4 lyf is away

james wilson: ...

g man 4 lyf : [Auto reply: Sucker!]

Dr. Greg House
House
Word Count: 249

irritating wilson, tm prompt

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