If you could read my mind right now... Talk about a conversation when what you said was not what you were thinking.
g man 4 lyf: so, did you check out cuddy's funbags this afternoon?
james wilson: House...
g man 4 lyf: what, they were practically asking to be handled with care. did you see that top?
james wilson: House. Like I said before. And the fifteen other times you've IMed me this afternoon, shut up.
g man 4 lyf: oh, that hurts.
james wilson: Take one of your stolen Vicodin pills, you'll feel fine.
g man 4 lyf: not the teddy bear this afternoon, are you.
james wilson: I'm going to ignore you now.
g man 4 lyf: are not.
james wilson: [Auto reply: Shut up, House.]
g man 4 lyf: willlllllllllsoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
james wilson: [Auto reply: Shut up, House.]
g man 4 lyf: jimmy wilson was a bear. jimmy wilson had lots of hair. jimmy wilson liked to blow dry his hair and make himself look like a hot sexy bear for the cute nurse in admit two...
james wilson: [Auto reply: Shut up, House.]
g man 4 lyf: jimmy wilson doesn't know that his best friend house has photos to show...
james wilson is typing
james wilson: Have you been hitting the bottle already, House?
g man 4 lyf: no, just the 'copy' button on the machine in peds. i didn't know your tongue could do that...
james wilson: HOUSE!
g man 4 lyf: did you know we have an 'enlarge' function too?
james wilson: I will kill you if you put them up anywhere. I mean it. Without remorse.
g man 4 lyf: buy me lunch.
james wilson is typing
g man 4 lyf: then you won't need to find a place to hide the body afterwards. i get food, you get your dignity back, it's a win-win situation.
james wilson: I hate you.
g man 4 lyf: cafeteria in ten, and bring your wallet, i feel like a steak today.
g man 4 lyf is away
james wilson: ...
g man 4 lyf : [Auto reply: Sucker!]
Dr. Greg House
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