Initially, I wasn't planning to post this; I was just going to click the link, and get a vaguely amusing answer, but then I got the following:
That alone justifies this post, but there is, in fact, something else: for the first time since the summer of 2005, I have been shaved.
I am partially terrified, but if I decide that I don't like it, everything'll grow back fast enough.
It seems I have now ascended through the ranks at WOMR, and I now have a two-hour show on the second and fourth saturdays of every month, at noon, so anybody who's out there can listen at WOMR.org, or whatever. I may even Rickroll my listening audience, who knows.