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eclecticmuse September 17 2011, 06:35:10 UTC
The Cyberleader is not pleased with how this hand of sabaac is going.
/SPITS COKE OUT

Cool guys don't look at explosions.
I think this brings the total of Cool Guys in Doctor Who to three: Seven, Ten, and Rory. Someone please correct me if I have missed someone.

"The Holy Roman Empire: Neither holy nor Roman."
I miss that man.

(Also, I keep misreading that name as "Zarathustra".)
You and me both.

Anyone else ever wish this silhouette would appear on their doorstep? No? Just me, then?
Hnngsdlfgldhk.

Holy shit does he ever look like his Eleventh Hour derpy self here.
Nose be extra long and pointy, too.

I love Dorium. He's like a blue, English-speaking Jabba the Hutt.
/SNORTS COKE OUT NOSE HO, HO, HO

I want to nominate this, right here, as Rory's most badass moment to date. Kovarian's basically like "bitch, you think you can take me?" and he just smiles.
ALL OF THE AWARDS RORY WHY ARE YOU NOT IN MY BED YET ETC ETC ETC

Ladies and gentlemen, Arthur Darvill Rory Williams holding a baby.
Ovaries. Pssh. Don't need 'em anymore. I've got a kid.

It's okay... aren't most new dads sort of like this?
Did Seth blubber? I don't recall. I was too busy being HOPPED UP ON GLORIOUS PAIN MEDICATIONS.

Am I the only person not even remotely bothered by the habit Eleven has taken up of asking Rory for permission to hug Amy, and Rory's responses to it? It's a joke, guys. Bros joke like that.
Ain't mad either. Rory is not a controlling bastard.

"Amy and Rory? Having sex on my TARDIS? HOW DARE YOU. THAT IS UNPOSSIBLE."
"Yeah, uh-huh. Sure."
Akjsdfhkjghghbahahahahahahaha

RORY KISSING MELODY. I CAN'T.
AND THE WAY THE BABY'S EYES GOT BIGGER LIKE "OOH! DADDY KISS!"

Guys. RORY IS DUAL-WIELDING A MELEE WEAPON AND A RANGED WEAPON. AND HE'S A HEALER. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S NOT ALLOWED. *cue Rory Williams is the new Chuck Norris jokes*
Okay. Let's see here. He's got a 1H sword, and technically a handgun would be a 1H ranged ... could possibly happen? Would he be a priest or a tree? priest Can priests even wield swords?

/end Warcrack-related humor

THAT'S RIGHT MELODY POND YOU GLARE AT THAT EYE-PATCHED BITCH I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY A GANGER AT THE MOMENT THAT'S STILL YOU IN THERE
Oh god that part was so epic. MELODY POND IS LIKE A MONTH OLD AND SHE'S GOT HER BITCHFACE DOWN PAT.

I find myself wondering what that misguided nimrod on Tumblr who decided that Amy is a bad companion because she chose Rory over the Doctor thought about this scene. Heh.
AMY HOW DARE YOU NOT LET THE DOCTOR HOLD AND COMFORT YOU HE SAID HE WAS SORRY HE DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO HAPPEN AND THAT AUTOMATICALLY MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER, YOU COLD-HEARTED BITCH. YOU ARE NOT A REAL COMPANION, AMY POND, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LET THE DOCTOR HUG YOU.

(I am not even making this up, that Nimrod on Tumblr actually said this.)

Karen and Arthur continue to give--cinematic? Picturesque?--hugs.
Okay, this is going to sound weird, but like ... when they do their desperately clinging hugs, or Kiss My Face Off embraces, Arthur and Karen always have space between them at the hips. What, does Arthur get an instaboner doing these scenes, or is Karen trying to not tempt biology, or what ...?

I feel like I should wash my mouth out with soap now that I've said that. :S

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BO SHUDA stars_fell September 17 2011, 06:38:32 UTC
You would notice that last thing, wouldn't you.

Maybe TPTB told them to keep that space there, otherwise it'd look like they were having vertical sex and we can't have the kiddies seeing that?

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Re: BO SHUDA the_willows September 17 2011, 06:53:51 UTC
This. Coupled with the instaboner postulation. I mean damn, kissing Karen? Anyone not getting an instaboner needs to seek some kind of help, and that goes for wimmins as well.

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Re: BO SHUDA stars_fell September 17 2011, 06:57:28 UTC
I'd like to postulate that for anyone kissing Arthur as well. Equal-opportunity instaboners for everyone.

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Re: BO SHUDA the_willows September 17 2011, 07:08:21 UTC
I fully endorse your equal opportunity instaboner postulation.

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Re: BO SHUDA eclecticmuse September 17 2011, 07:16:54 UTC
Yeeeeeah, I was kind of like ... TPTB were like KEEP SOME SPACE THERE BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME YOU DID A SCREEN KISS KAREN KIND OF FORGOT TO STOP KISSING AND YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY FOR REAL MAKING OUT AND WE WERE BURNING FOOTAGE.

........ orrrrrr something.

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Re: BO SHUDA sea_thoughts September 17 2011, 22:33:49 UTC
TPTB were like KEEP SOME SPACE THERE BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME YOU DID A SCREEN KISS KAREN KIND OF FORGOT TO STOP KISSING AND YOU GUYS WERE TOTALLY FOR REAL MAKING OUT AND WE WERE BURNING FOOTAGE

I would not be surprised. >D

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/film run in reverse, smoke goes down eclecticmuse September 17 2011, 07:14:43 UTC
Get out, like you're any better. :P

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stars_fell September 17 2011, 07:18:11 UTC
:D

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the_willows September 17 2011, 06:59:45 UTC
You do realise I'll have to go and check Flesh and Stone, to see if Matt and Karen have the hip-space going on, cos maybe it's a legit personal space protocol people have on set or some shiz... And then there was that vertical Matt and Alex snog...

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stars_fell September 17 2011, 07:02:45 UTC
For science. Obviously.

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the_willows September 17 2011, 07:10:47 UTC
Sure. For ~science. *cough*

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eclecticmuse September 17 2011, 07:17:31 UTC
Please do report back to us with your findings ...

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