OFFICIAL SEASON FIVE QUOTES POST!

[kirrilee_t]

We thought it would be a good idea to have a definitive quotes post that people could use for reference or the like. So here it is, I'll be putting a link to this in the Profile.

All quotes should be kept to the relevant thread - there will be threads for the following:

• Episodes and the Confidentials
  
• Miscellaneous Quotes (from DWM, interviews etc

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Episodes

[kirrilee_t]

Keep quotes to the relevant episode threads where possible. If you don't know where they come from, please ask in the discussion thread.

5x01 - The Eleventh Hour

[kirrilee_t]

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[canadian_turtle]

"Who da man?"

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[sapphire_child]

"Jeff! Get a girlfriend."

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[sapphire_child]

"Do I just have a face that nobody listens to? Again?"

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[playerpin]

Doctor: Where is this? Where am I?
Amy: Leadworth.
Doctor: Where's the rest of it?
Amy: This is it.
Doctor: Is there an airport?
Amy: No.
Doctor: A nuclear power station?
Amy: (laughs sarcastically) No.
Doctor: Even a little one?
Amy: No.
Doctor: Nearest city?
Amy: Glocester, half an hour by car.
Doctor: We don't have half an hour, do we have a car?
Amy: No.
Doctor: Oh that's good, fantastic that is. Twenty minutes to save the world and I have a post office. (looks at it) And it's shut!

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[playerpin]

Doctor: Jeff. You're my best man.
Jeff: You what?
Doctor: (closes the laptop for a moment) Listen to me-in ten minutes, you're going to be a legend. In ten minutes, everyone on that screen is going to be offering you any job you want. But first, you have to be magnificent. You have to make them trust you and get them working. This is it, Jeff, right now. This is where you fly. Today's the day you save the world.
Jeff: Why me?
Doctor: It's your bedroom. Now, go-go-go! (runs out the door-comes back) Oh, and delete your internet history.

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[playerpin]

Doctor: Tracking the signal back. Sorry, in advance.
Rory: About what?
Doctor: ... (grimaces) The bill.
Rory: Oh-
Doctor: Oi, I didn't say you could go! Article 57 of the Shadow Proclamation: this is a fully established, level five planet. And you were going to burn it-what? Did you think no one was watching? ... you lot. Back here. Now.

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[silvia_elisa]

AMY: Where are you going?
DOCTOR: The roof! No. Hang on.
AMY: What's in here?
DOCTOR: I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt! To hell with the raggedy - time to put on a show!
RORY: You've just summoned aliens back to Earth! Actual aliens! Deadly aliens! Aliens... of death... and... now you're... taking your clothes off. Amy, he's taking his clothes off.
DOCTOR: Turn your back if it embarrasses you.
RORY: You're stealing clothes now? Those clothes belong to people, you know! (to Amy) Aren't you gonna turn your back?
AMY: Nope.

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[pineapple_sky]

"You're Scottish, fry something." ♥

"Yoghurt. It's just stuff with bits in."

"Oh, you sexy thing."

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[silvia_elisa]

DOCTOR: Bacon! (he spits it out) Bacon. That's bacon. Are you trying to poison me?
(Amelia cooking.)
DOCTOR: Ahh. You see? Beans. (he spits them out into the sink) Beans are evil. Bad bad beans.
(Amelia spreading bread and butter.)
DOCTOR: Bread and butter. Now you're talking. (he throws the plate out of the front door) And stay out!
AMELIA: We've got some carrots...
DOCTOR: Carrots? Are you insane? No, wait, hang on. I know what I need. I need, I need, I need... I need... Fish fingers, and custard!

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[squint13]

Doctor: You're Amelia!
Amy: You're late.
Doctor: Amelia Pond. You're the little girl!
Amy: I'm Amelia, and you're late.
Doctor: What happened?
Amy: Twelve years.
Doctor: You hit me with a cricketbat!
Amy: *scoffs* Twelve years!
Doctor: Cricketbat!
Amy: Twelve years and four psychiatrists.
Doctor: Four?
Amy: ...I kept biting them.
Doctor: Why?
Amy: They said you weren't real.

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[dramaturgy]

The Doctor: Course you're not! You're not scared of anything. Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of the box, man eats fish custard. And look at you! Just sitting there. So you know what I think?
Amelia: What?
The Doctor: Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall.

The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box!

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[agnes_bean]

Atraxi: You are not of this world.
Doctor: No, but I've put a lot of work into it.

--

Doctor: Okay. One more, just one. Is this world protected? You're not the first lot to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. And what you've got to ask is: what happened to them? *steps through images of the other Doctors.* Hello, I'm the Doctor. Basically, run.

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[silvia_elisa]

MRS. ANGELO: Amy, who's your friend?
DOCTOR: Who's Amy? You're Amelia.
AMY: Yeah, and now I'm Amy!
DOCTOR: Amelia Pond! That was a great name!
AMY: (pointedly) Bit fairytale.

5x02- The Beast Below

[kirrilee_t]

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