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i also need to put johny sequel on here, heres something to read matt.....
Johny Runs Away From Momma Again
But wait!
Hold on a sec,
Johny was said to have run away to Kuwait,
Where he was working for OPEC.
"Stop it!"
"Just stop it!"
"Stop the needless rhyming!" Johny's momma cried.
"Johny, come back!" she screamed to herself knowing that he couldn't hear her say that.
To momma's dismay,
Johny had runaway,
again that day.
Thank goodness not to Tampa Bay.
Johny's dream of mixing beer and throwing far
Was not that much off par.
He found some work in a local bar.
"I know momma doesn't want me to work at Moe's,
but I always say, you can lead Johny to milk,
but you can't Johny squirt it out of his nose." Johny quoted himself.
"That is probably the dumbest quote I ever heard!" said the Saudi milk man.
"Anyhoo I gotsta jet yo peace!"
"Ok that was weird!" Johny talking to himself
"Boy O' boy! Why does my mom always want to control me?" Johny asked the Saudi mail man drinking a 40.
"Kid you're asking the wrong person." Replied the mailman drinking a second 40.
Months pass by,
while Johny's momma is left to cry.
"Why did Johny have to leave?"
"Now I have to pay double the rent" Johny's mom cried.
"Hey! You! I'm not crying! Stop lying narrator guy!"
I only cry when real-estate is too high!"
Um okay? Moving on
Johny Runs Away From Momma Again
But wait!
Hold on a sec,
Johny was said to have run away to Kuwait,
Where he was working for OPEC.
"Stop it!"
"Just stop it!"
"Stop the needless rhyming!" Johny's momma cried.
"Johny, come back!" she screamed to herself knowing that he couldn't hear her say that.
To momma's dismay,
Johny had runaway,
again that day.
Thank goodness not to Tampa Bay.
Johny's dream of mixing beer and throwing far
Was not that much off par.
He found some work in a local bar.
"I know momma doesn't want me to work at Moe's,
but I always say, you can lead Johny to milk,
but you can't Johny squirt it out of his nose." Johny quoted himself.
"That is probably the dumbest quote I ever heard!" said the Saudi milk man.
"Anyhoo I gotsta jet yo peace!"
"Ok that was weird!" Johny talking to himself
"Boy O' boy! Why does my mom always want to control me?" Johny asked the Saudi mail man drinking a 40.
"Kid you're asking the wrong person." Replied the mailman drinking a second 40.
Months pass by,
while Johny's momma is left to cry.
"Why did Johny have to leave?"
"Now I have to pay double the rent" Johny's mom cried.
"Hey! You! I'm not crying! Stop lying narrator guy!"
I only cry when real-estate is too high!"
Um okay? Moving on