OoC: AIM haet Doctor

[doctorate]

thread

Noodle: 1 the doctor gets a bullet wound, 2 the doctor gets two bullet wounds, 3 the doctor dodges
Noodle: GO DICE ROLL
OnlineHost: Noodle rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
Noodle: . . .
Jeff: roll again
Deb: ...
Noodle: . . . ):
Noodle: WATCH IT BE TWO AGAIN
Deb: I'll have Martha stand by in the clinic ):
OnlineHost: Noodle rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
Noodle: . . .
Noodle: . . . WHAT THE FUCK
Deb: ... orz
Noodle: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Jeff: *lol'd*
Noodle: *LOL'ING BUT SERIOUSLY*
Deb: roll again?
Jeff: should NOT have dropped House so early
Noodle: . . . I-I'm afraid it's gonna be two again/
OnlineHost: Noodle rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
Noodle: . . .
Noodle: THIS SHIT IS RIGGED
Deb: lll
Noodle: GOD WHY
Jeff: apparently
Jeff: British men can't dodge
OnlineHost: Deb rolled 1 3-sided die: 2
Noodle: ;AAAAAAA;
Noodle: . . .
Noodle: ;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA;
Deb: ...
Noodle: *srsly lol'ing*
OnlineHost: Deb rolled 3 3-sided dice: 2 1 2
Noodle: . . .
Deb: ...
Noodle: . . . .
Deb: sorry Doctor
Jeff: lots of bullets
Noodle: . . . . ;___________________;
Jeff: Doctor, wear more red
Deb: HAHA
Noodle: A;LSKDJA;LKJ
Jeff: they won't be able to see all the blood you'll lose

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ETA:

Deb: Noodle, how bad is the gunshot wound?
Noodle: You know that's a good question
Noodle: uh
Deb: DON'T ROLL DICE TO DECIDE
Noodle: um-- DAMMIT DEB
Jeff: no no
Deb: .. or make '2' something good? XD
Jeff: roll dice
Noodle: THAT'S HOW I MAKE ALL MAJOR DECISIONS DDD8
Jeff: but make not seriously wounded number 2
Noodle: . . . i bet it'd end up being 1
Noodle: MAYBE IF I ROLL IN PRIVATE
Jeff: make that ALSO not seriously wounded?
Noodle: OKAY 1 IS SERIOUS 2 IS NOT *rolls in other room*
Noodle: GOD WHAT THE HELL
Deb: ...
Jen: ...
Noodle: OnlineHost (11:35:19 PM): Noodle Karin rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
Deb: lakgja;gh
Jen: ....
Jen: the die is against you
Noodle: why, AIM gods, why
OnlineHost Noodle Karin rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
Noodle: GOD
Noodle: ;laskdja;lksj;
Deb: ... so, minor surgery time? D:
Noodle: apparently--
Jen: ....
Noodle: ONE IS NOT SERIOUS, TWO IS SERIOUS?
Deb: where was he hit?
Noodle: upper arm, nearer to the shoulder than the hand, maybe
Noodle: *FOR EXPERIMENTAL PURPOSES, rolls for great justice--*
OnlineHost Noodle Karin rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
Noodle: . . .
Jen: ....
Noodle: god why.
Jen: *lol'd*
Deb: ...
Noodle: a;lkdsja;lk
Jen: let Deb roll
Deb: oh poor Doctor
Noodle: ;AAAAAAAAAA;
OnlineHost Deb rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
Noodle: Deb you try clearly the Onlin-- alsdkjas;ldkjra;lr
Jen: ...
Deb: ...
Jen: HAHAHAA
Jen: oh god
Jen: i'm sorry b-but that's funny
Deb: brb, scrubbing for surgery
Noodle: as;ldkja;lskdfj EVEN AIM WANTS THE DOCTOR IN PAIN
Noodle: FIRST RTD, NOW THIS--
Jen: XD;;;;;
Deb: mmm, delicious pain
Deb: ... I mean... >_>
Jeff: AIM hates the Doctor
Noodle: OTL