[Audio/Video][Open Commentlog perhaps?] Oh god my organs...
[A sudden click is heard, it seems Malkus' comm has come on audio-wise]
[Nothing comprehensible is heard though, only a loud pained groan, as if Malkus had snuck some dieing animal into his room]
Nooo-ho-hoooo god help me!
[Stumbling is heard, it sounds like Malkus is crashing around his room, knocking everything over as he stumbles around like a moron]
M-My food! SSSSSomeone poisoned me...Why would anybody do this!
[A loud splat is heard as a video screen pops up showing the inside of Mals room. His wall seems to be plastered with a rainbow of something rather icky looking, perhaps vomit? N-No....No that didn't make it to the wall...Goddamn this mask sometimes...Try not to think about that too long...It seems he threw his bag across the room, sending the mix of food flying through the air as he struggled to yank his mask off.]
M-My insides are on fire!
[Poor Malkus doesn't seem too good, his mask is stained with the same stuff covering his wall, same with his clothes.]
Eugh...EUGH...WHY! M-My mask!
[The video feed cuts off right before he yanks his mask off, lucky you for not having to see THAT little mess. Though the painting of food might not have been all that pleasing to see as it is...The audio is just as displeasing, nothing but a loud hurling/just plain gross sound is heard coming from the man before the audio cuts out]
...
[The audio flickers in and out again, this time Malkus sounds rather distant, a loud CLANG is heard and the sound of a door opening]
Th-There has to be a medical area on th-this ship....P-Pleaase...
[OOC: Anyone who stumbles upon Malkus slowly crawling around Decks 04, 03, and eventually 02 will see a poor beaten up plague doctor crawling on his stomach, a bucket with a hole punched in it to peek through on his head...Y-Yeah he's not using his mask...Not for a bit...eugh...feel free to drag him in the right direction towards the clinic
It seems that modern day processed food as really punched Malkus in the stomach, poor guy's not used to the things in your food and it has caused him quite a nasty case of food poisoning]