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Dec 16, 2006 16:29

LOLLERCAWKS I GOT A'S ON ALL MY FINALS *rolls around in happiness and catches fire and AIDS*

YEAHYEAHEYAHEYAHEYAYEAAAAAAH!!!

when i found out i got an A+ on my calculus final, i started screaming "FUCK YEAH" over and over in my dorm room while dancing and flipping my desk and punching the abused closet. and i forgot to close the window. again. SO I GOT IN A DANCE AND LOOKS OF "WTF R U ON CUZ I WANT SUM" AHAHA WHATEVAH, WHATEVAH, I DO WHAT I WANT *draws A+ on butt and shakes it and dances awfully*

but i still have a B+ in my english class. D8< it's not fair cause i transferred into that class late so i lost out on points previous assignments. also, my professor is a grammar nazi so even though my grammar is correct in accordance to newspapers, critical essays, novels, textbooks, and the like, my professor is like 'OMG NEVAR' and hacks my beautiful A to a B. DDD'8 I THINK I WILL SPAM HER EMAIL ACCOUNT WITH EMAILS OF BEGGING AND PATHETICNESS.

"DEAR ENGLISH TEACHER WHO'S A GRAMMAR NAZI,

IF I GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB- NO WAIT EW YOU'RE UGLY AND OLD AND PROBABLY HAVE CRABS GET YOU AN INFLATBLE BOYFRIEND AND A NEW WARDROBE CAUSE YOUR OUTFITS ARE HIDEOUS, CAN I GET AN A? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE AGHHHHHHHH HUDSFSUDGI

SINCERELY
FUCK YOU"

YOU THINK IT'LL WORK YOU GUYS???

so anyway i finally decorated our christmas tree! :DD it's so pretty and sparkly and i put on so many lights and tinsle it gave me a seizure. it's gonna be my new favorite place to fap sit near. 8DD

OH BTW magnum44 translated my sasunaru fic into RUSSIAN~ 8DD I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT BUT IT LOOKS SO PRETTY. KYAAKYAAA-

i almost drank my shower gel instead of my water bottle. D8 *sitting in middle of mess from moving back home*

OK NOW I'M GONNA GO SHOPPING. 8DDD YAAAAA I WANNA RIDE SANTA'S LAP ...WAIT
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