agh i shouldn't have eaten that burger and fries
they said my dorm building is supposed to be the most boring and quietest.
FALSE ADVERTISING. DDDDD8< *lawsuitlawsuitlawsuit*
me: *steps out of hallshared!bathroom after finished getting ready for bed and runs straight into cheerleader next door*
cheerleader: *has on green bra and green panties and strutting down hallway* HIII DR. SASUKE~ I'M A GREEN LIGHT~ 8D
me: D:
cheerleader: 8DD
me: *stares at her love handles* D:
cheerleader: HEHE, HOT RIGHT?? 8DD
me: ...right on. *finger snap + point and quickly locks self in room*
*later*
cheerleader: *knocks on door* HEYYYYYYYY~
me: *mid-rape by calculus* YUH. D8
cheerleader: CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF US?? 8DD
me: ...sure. *goes into hallway to see three more girls in bra and panties only, with the colors red, yellow and black*
cheerleader: WE'RE A STOPLIGHT~ 8DD
girl in black bra+panties: I'M A STREETLIGHT POLE~~ 8DD
*all of them give me their cameras*
me: uhhh. *takes the pictures of them climbing all over each other*
one girl: THIS IS GOING ON MY MYSPACE 8D
another girl: THIS IS GOING ON MY FACEBOOK 8DD
me: *takes the pictures and rushes back into room and slams head over and over in desk drawer*
AND THEN.
some stupid, ugly guy shows up in their dorm and they have a mass STD-transfer-process next door while really loud music with an annoying bass played. i had to ram their door down three times to tell them to stfu cause i had class early tomorrow.
i am not enough of an asshat to call the RA on duty but really it was cause i didn't have the number, but i was thinking about poisoning them/leaving a cobra in their room/calling one of my buddies from jail and letting him loose in the hall. but i hope they die of AIDS soon. *closes drawer on hand* D8<
IN GOOD NEWS, I GOT A FUCKING A ON MY CALCULUS MIDTERM. AHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT, FOB PROFESSOR. TAKE THAT, STUPID BUT SMART GUY WHO STEALS MY SEAT IN THE LECTURE AND SITS NEXT TO ME ANNOYINGLY AND BRAGS ABOUT HOW HE ACED THE LAST MIDTERM AND PASSED THE AP CALC TEST WITH A 5, I SCORED HIGHER THAN YOU. LAWWWWWWL. *elephant falls through upstairs!neighbor's room and crushes me*
hm. i remember once when anna said i go through boys so quickly and i think i agree now. .___. my standards for men are unreasonably high i'm jesus lol. dumpplz.
k_etsuru_i and drusilla27, i got your letters! :DD thanks youuuus! ♥ at first my mailbox was filled with pink slips going "you have letters addressed to your mailbox, but not to your name. please come to the RSO to confirm them." and when i stumbled in there all drunk, the lady goes "you have a letter from england from kevin: cactus of EVIL" and i lawled. i said yea that's mine cause cactuses write to me and she said "are you also mr. sexypants?" and i almost caught fire because she didn't recognize the obvious "MR. SEXYPANTS" characteristic of me. D:< i♥them.
now i have to go drop off my chem lab report in my TA's mailbox. argh it is so ugly far but at least i'll burn some calories. penis. lard. fat penis.
OMG JUST GO ALREADY.
FALSE ADVERTISING. DDDDD8< *lawsuitlawsuitlawsuit*
me: *steps out of hallshared!bathroom after finished getting ready for bed and runs straight into cheerleader next door*
cheerleader: *has on green bra and green panties and strutting down hallway* HIII DR. SASUKE~ I'M A GREEN LIGHT~ 8D
me: D:
cheerleader: 8DD
me: *stares at her love handles* D:
cheerleader: HEHE, HOT RIGHT?? 8DD
me: ...right on. *finger snap + point and quickly locks self in room*
*later*
cheerleader: *knocks on door* HEYYYYYYYY~
me: *mid-rape by calculus* YUH. D8
cheerleader: CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF US?? 8DD
me: ...sure. *goes into hallway to see three more girls in bra and panties only, with the colors red, yellow and black*
cheerleader: WE'RE A STOPLIGHT~ 8DD
girl in black bra+panties: I'M A STREETLIGHT POLE~~ 8DD
*all of them give me their cameras*
me: uhhh. *takes the pictures of them climbing all over each other*
one girl: THIS IS GOING ON MY MYSPACE 8D
another girl: THIS IS GOING ON MY FACEBOOK 8DD
me: *takes the pictures and rushes back into room and slams head over and over in desk drawer*
AND THEN.
some stupid, ugly guy shows up in their dorm and they have a mass STD-transfer-process next door while really loud music with an annoying bass played. i had to ram their door down three times to tell them to stfu cause i had class early tomorrow.
i am not enough of an asshat to call the RA on duty but really it was cause i didn't have the number, but i was thinking about poisoning them/leaving a cobra in their room/calling one of my buddies from jail and letting him loose in the hall. but i hope they die of AIDS soon. *closes drawer on hand* D8<
IN GOOD NEWS, I GOT A FUCKING A ON MY CALCULUS MIDTERM. AHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT, FOB PROFESSOR. TAKE THAT, STUPID BUT SMART GUY WHO STEALS MY SEAT IN THE LECTURE AND SITS NEXT TO ME ANNOYINGLY AND BRAGS ABOUT HOW HE ACED THE LAST MIDTERM AND PASSED THE AP CALC TEST WITH A 5, I SCORED HIGHER THAN YOU. LAWWWWWWL. *elephant falls through upstairs!neighbor's room and crushes me*
hm. i remember once when anna said i go through boys so quickly and i think i agree now. .___. my standards for men are unreasonably high i'm jesus lol. dumpplz.
k_etsuru_i and drusilla27, i got your letters! :DD thanks youuuus! ♥ at first my mailbox was filled with pink slips going "you have letters addressed to your mailbox, but not to your name. please come to the RSO to confirm them." and when i stumbled in there all drunk, the lady goes "you have a letter from england from kevin: cactus of EVIL" and i lawled. i said yea that's mine cause cactuses write to me and she said "are you also mr. sexypants?" and i almost caught fire because she didn't recognize the obvious "MR. SEXYPANTS" characteristic of me. D:< i♥them.
now i have to go drop off my chem lab report in my TA's mailbox. argh it is so ugly far but at least i'll burn some calories. penis. lard. fat penis.
OMG JUST GO ALREADY.