my entries aren't that cheerful lately ROFLSHIT

[doctor_sasuke]

i lost my [room/building access + food getter] card. DDDDX FUCK

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[coonz]

THIS IS WHERE THE LITTLE BOY PROSTITUTION RING THRIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES BAYBAY. SELL OFF PART OF UR COLLECTION AND WALA, BRAND NEW TICKET AND A SHINY NEW FERARI TO GO WITH IT. SOME PPLZ WIILL PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR THAT STUFF, DONTYA KNOW ;DDD *eats a potato then throws it up* D:D:D:D WAIT WHUT? EWEWEW

*counters with emo mongler* CRAWWWLING INNNN MY SKINNN

[doctor_sasuke]

OHMYFUCKINGGOD HE ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP AND I WISH I HAD A COCK JUST SO HE CAN MONGLE IT AND SUCK IT ANDANDAND WE CAN BECOME ONE. ;____;

FUCK WHICH PART OF MY BOY-WHORES SHOULD I SELL. I KINDA LIKE THEM ALL AND I'M TRYING TO GROW MY COLLECTIONZ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN. WANNA SEE MY POKEMANS LET ME SHOW YOU MAH POKEMANS.

UH YEAH JESUS HOLY JUICES IN THAT POTATO. THAT AIN'T BUTTER, BITCH.

O HAY ARE WE GONNA PARTY TONIGHT OR WHAT. I EVEN GOT MY OUTFIT DOWN.

[dragon_gypsy]

yaaaay she's alive D: I was beginning to think that you fell off the face of the earth and that I would never hear from you again :O

I'm calling you today around 10! BE WARNED (I'm sorry if I cough into your ear too much D:)

[doctor_sasuke]

NO WAI i've only been self-restrained from the intarwebz for like a week, two weeks, have i not? :OO!

XDD i didn't check my comments until at night so YOUR CALL WAS LIKE A PLEASANT SURPRISE WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND WHIPPED BOIS.

i caught your cough, yo. D: SPREADIN UR GERMS THRU TEH CELL PHONIES IS SO DEVIOUS.

[dragon_gypsy]

I WILL SLOWLY CONQUER THE WORLD WITH MY VIRUS THROUGH CLEVER USE OF CELL PHONES

[panksters]

ROFL ICON can I steal it?

[doctor_sasuke]

OMG BUT YOU HAVE TO CREDIT ME CAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHO STOLE IT WAFFLEROFL.

[panksters]

WAT NO WAY YOU WILL SUFFER

[doctor_sasuke]

WTF THEN I'LL HAVE TO REPORT YOU TO LJ ABUSE THEN YOU HOEBAG

[doctor_sasuke]

OMG I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU ON MY LJ IN EVAR. D':

nope, not in ethopia, don't worry! BUT HAY GUESS WHAT I FOUND MY KEY SO I CAN GET BACK IN THE BUILDING AND GET FOOD ONCE I GET OUT OF DEEP AFRICA. 8D

YOU SHOULD SEND YOUR BRAIN TO A SPA. IT'S VERY RELAXING.

[molokomolotov]

WHYYYYY? DDDDDDDDDD: I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE OR SUFFER ILU TOO MUCH.

AND IM SO DONE WITH YOUR LETTER I COULDNT MAIL IT OUT BEFORE BECAUSE WE DIDNT HVE ANY STAMPS AND I WOULD EMO UNTILL I GOT IT BUT THEN WE DIDNT HAVE ENVELOPES.

and now i have to write another page to the other letter because i want to DDDDD:

AND I HOPE YOU GOT BACK IN THE BUILDING ♥

[doctor_sasuke]

YEA OMG SOMEONE FOUND MY CARD/KEY/FOOD GETTER AND RETURNED IT TO ME SO ALL IS GOOD IN THE WORLD. 8DD

OMFGOMFGOFMGFOGMFGOFGMFGOFGMFOGFMGF I AM FUCKING THE MAILBOX UNTIL YOUR FUCKING LETTER COMES AND THEN THE FUCKING MAILMAN WILL BE LIKE "UGGH OMG WHAT'S THIS WEIRD SUBSTANCE OR LIQUID OR BODILY FLUID ON HERE" WHEN IT REALLY IS MY LOVE JUICE WAITING FOR YOUR HOTNESS. ♥

THANK YOU MY DARLING ILU I'LL WRITE YOU BACK YAY! *does unsexy dance*

[molokomolotov]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOOMGOMGOMGOMGO I SENT YOUR LETTER TODAY OMG. ILU ♥ YOU BETTER LOVE IT ITS SO GHAY THOUGH YOU'LL HATE IT SO MUCH AND THINK IM CRAZY D:

I addressed it to : Mr. Sexypants ;D