On a more personal note...

[doctor_kavanagh]

It seems that I have been accused of sexual harassment. In my defence, I decided to lay the facts out clearly.

Starting with the most insignificant case One of McKay’s obviously mentally imbalanced worshippers propositioned me. Twice. In the space of a few minutes. *thinks* Ok, there’s a small chance that I misconstrued her meaning. For this

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[akimi_hime]

...handsome, single man

Single, yes. Handsome, no. Get over yourself, Kavanaugh.

[doctor_kavanagh]

The "handsome" i got from Dr. Simpson, that was her opinion. I'm sorry if that shocks anyone, but there are people who consider me attractive.

[geeky_ginger]

*looks around*

Kavanaugh, don't you dare tell ANYONE that I said this.....BUT....it you changed certain aspects about your appearace and that attitude of yours....you could very well be considered handsome in my books......but for now, you are far from it....attitude is everything and yours is so damn negative about everyone ane everything....*shakes head*.....yeah...just don't tell anyone I told you this. Got it?

[doctor_kavanagh]

*blocks out everything but "you could very well be considered handsome in my books".*

Why, thank you. Nice to see that some members of this expedition have good taste.

[geeky_ginger]

*facepalms*

Kavanaugh, damn it. You know that's not what I said....and do you go spreading that around either!

And hmm....you've changed your username....for the moment I'll be nice and not say anything. =-X

[doctor_kavanagh]

*brags to Dr. Beckett and everyone else in general vicinity* and the pixie girl thinks I'm handsome..

Sorry, spreading what? Would I do that?

The username was a gift from one of the crazed McKay worshippers, I didn't want to seem rude by not accepting it.

[lt_col_sheppard]

*snorts* yer just jealous because Atlantis likes me better, Kavanagh...green is not a good color on you. It's not my fault she locks doors behind you and changes the hallways when you're looking for the mess hall!

As for the innuendo, I think you're just way too easily offended--like the nice Pixie said, you'd be a pretty ok guy if you just relaxed a bit! I hear Teyla can teach meditation techniques--bet if you ask her, she'd be willing to help with that.

*shakes his head* you got yourself into that, pixie-girl....now he's convinced you're an admirer!

[doctor_kavanagh]

Yes Colonel, we are all painfully aware of your 'relationship' with Atlantis. I'm not convinced it's all that healthy.

I'm relaxed! *agitated* Anyway I just asked Teyla to teach me to do that stick fighting thing she does. That could be educational - and because I realise you're not the smartest cookie in the jar - that was an innuendo.

[lt_col_sheppard]

yeah...I'm sure your unhealthy attatchment to the lab and "pining" over Major Lorne are exactly good habits....and I'm smart enough to catch innuendo, Kavanagh...its just..well, I'm sorry to say it, but yours is quite substandard.

Be careful with Teyla, Doctor...she won't take disrespect from you--even if you are a valued scientist--fair warning...and she *is* a member of my team...if you so much as pull her hair the wrong way, I'll make you wish you'd never stepped through the Stargate--and that's before Ronon gets wind of it--

*smiles genially*

just a friendly warning, though--

[doctor_kavanagh]

I don't think you need to worry about how Ronon feels about my treatment of Teyla, Colonel. I believe he somehow *looks innocent* got his hands on the video feed of you forcing your tongue down Teyla's throat. I'd lock your doors at night, if I were you.

Just a friendly warning :)

[lt_col_sheppard]

*chuckles under his breath* I wasn't forcing anything *anywhere*, Dr. Kavanagh..and you might want to get your eyes checked--you're getting more'n a little myopic--if you'd looked a little more closely, you'd have seen Ronon leaning against the wall looking smug. Our team lets off steam a little differently than most--but we adjust....

oh and don't worry your ponytailed little head about my doors. They're locked against you--hell, you may even find *your* doors lock against you if you keep up this libelous talk.

[ronontherunner]

Yes we adjust, and nothing is harboured deeper within the soul of a warrior than the important skill of waiting and watching... *smirks broadly whilst remembering Sheppards and Rodney's last hand to hand combat lesson in the rec room* you'll never know what interesting things you could be lucky to see.

[doctor_kavanagh]

Oh how very 'manly' of you all. *looks unimpressed* I'm still totally lost on how sensible, reasonably intelligent individuals like Drs. McKay, Zelenka and Beckett can be talked into this stuff.

[ronontherunner]

i could be wrong, but did you just compliment Mckay?

[doctor_kavanagh]

Reasonably intelligent ? *shrugs* Sure, why not? I believe in credit where it's due. Of course he doesn't have anything close to my level of genius

[engineer_radek]

*chuckles* There is no need for me to be "talked into" anything, Kavanagh. All three of my lovers would turn a straight man gay, they are so beautiful. I count myself very lucky to have landed all three.