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Mar 12, 2011 09:53

Graduation seems to be a relative thing. I fail to understand how the Admiral prevents the somewhat inevitable relapse that would occur when an inmate returned to their place of origin. I know, without a shadow of a doubt, that I would continue doing exactly what I'd been doing before. I wouldn't even really term it a 'relapse', since it's only a ( Read more... )

fear is a legit science, flood, science bb, barge is dumb, do not want barge, why so cynical?, honesty ew, the admiral sucks, crane has issues, good and bad in the same post, being sincere is lame

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YOU HAVE A NEW FRIEND, JON. LOVE HIM. symbiotastic March 12 2011, 03:14:48 UTC

You know, if I had to take a guess... This whole post? Reason why you haven't graduated yet.

YOU THREATENED HIS SPIDERS. Oh wait. It's Crane. He doesn't care! : D doctor_j_crane March 12 2011, 03:32:56 UTC

My goodness. I never could have possibly realized that without you pointing it out.

So, have you stabbed anyone with safety scissors yet?

symbiotastic March 12 2011, 03:38:03 UTC

I'm just here to help you out, pal.

[AHAHAHAHA--ha-- ha... stop laughing, Eddie.] Why would I stab anyone with scissors?

doctor_j_crane March 12 2011, 03:41:20 UTC

[Have a little bit silence.]

I don't think that I need your help. And perhaps the scissors was a misjudgment on my part. You don't sound like you'd need them.

symbiotastic March 12 2011, 06:38:46 UTC

Look, I'm not an axe-murderer. Or a... scissor slasher.

doctor_j_crane March 12 2011, 06:39:49 UTC

So you like to use your hands to do it yourself? So that it's more personal?

symbiotastic March 12 2011, 06:41:41 UTC

Well, now I don't know if you're talking about murder or masturbation here.

doctor_j_crane March 12 2011, 06:43:29 UTC

It's interesting that you associate the two. Have you always done that?

symbiotastic March 12 2011, 06:49:45 UTC

[SARCASSSSSM:] Yeah, Dr. Freud, always. Ever since I was a young kid strangling cats in my dad's shed.

doctor_j_crane March 12 2011, 06:52:51 UTC

That's not as uncommon as people like to imagine. Children perform all types of casual cruelty on animals.

symbiotastic March 12 2011, 06:53:38 UTC

Speaking from experience? How does that make you feeeeel?

doctor_j_crane March 12 2011, 06:55:02 UTC

I never did anything of the sort. [Lies.] Still, you do claim to get enjoyment from killing spiders as an adult. That forces me to wonder what you were like as a child.

symbiotastic March 12 2011, 06:58:34 UTC

I was just your average kid. What about you, Doc?

doctor_j_crane March 12 2011, 06:59:45 UTC

Another one of those 'average kids', naturally.

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