Lost a patient last night...

[doctor_giggles]

A big honking fat guy came in today, complaining of a sore throat and bit of wheezing was evident. After a brief inspection it was evident that there was significant inflammation of the infected area

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[jijikat]

Seeing how you're supposed to be a "Doctor" I would've expected you to use more medical terms. I think you need to do some research...or at least get some medical books.

Maybe you should read the books based on this character, which I do happen to have in my collection. Before you ask, "NO" you can not borrow them.

[doctor_giggles]

I'm a gremlin, the names a coincidence. *notices your thighs* That's quite the rash you got there, never seen one so brightly colored. Hand on, I've got a belt sander around here somewhere...

[jijikat]

*gets out large mallet* "THWACK"

"Pesky gremlins"

[doctor_giggles]

Aspirin....need aspirin *staggers*

[jijikat]

*Advances toward you*

"More like a morphen drip by the time I'm through with you"

*grabs ear*

[doctor_giggles]

Hey! Those are sensitive...

[jijikat]

Yes, I know...

*as her fangs slide out*

You shouldn't tease a cat...we like to play with our food.

[doctor_giggles]

Ack!
*wiggles out of your graps*
*hops in the sink*
Don't make me turn this on!

[jijikat]

*slinks toward window*
*grabs curtain*
Your move...meat puppet.

[doctor_giggles]

*turns on faucet*
*drenched in water*
*starts to multiply*
*lots of giggling fills the room*

[jijikat]

*pulls curtain*
*watches sunlight drench room*
*hears giggling turn to screams of pain*
*licks lips*

mmm...tasty morsels

[doctor_giggles]

*first one runs past you, tearing your clothes off and running away with them as cover*

[jijikat]

*glances down, shrugs*
*leaps into air, lands on fleeing clothes snatcher, sound of a snapping neck rings loudly*
*advances upon you, grabbing both ears*
*licks your nose*

mmmmm...tasty!

[doctor_giggles]

*other gremlins, only slightly scorched, run in all directions*

[jijikat]

*licks your nose again...purrs*
*glances around, grabs straight-jacket, encasing you*
*tosses you into a cage, locking it with several padlocks and a magic spell*
*walks off laughing*

Need to start dinner...I'll play with you later!

*opens all the curtains, so room is blazing full of sunlight*
*sounds of snap, popple, crack fills the room*

[doctor_giggles]

Hmmmm, know there's a Hansel and Gretal way outta this...