The conspiracy grows deeper...
It seems the squirrels are resorting to desperate tactics and have been forced to hire a black cat to work for them as an assassin. I should have known this would happen.
This morning, as I was cycling to work near to the wooded Evil Squirrel HQ, a black cat started crossing the road in front of me, and then just stopped dead in my path and turned to look at me. This is not normal road crossing behaviour, and was an obvious ploy to make my slam my brakes on or swerve into a nearby car.
Luckily, the four-legged merc had sprung his ambush prematurely, meaning that I had enough time to slow down safely before he stopped playing chicken and finally scampered out of the way. Ha, feline assassin, my nerve is greater than yours!
Dr Frank 4 - Evil Squirrel Conspiracy 1
This morning, as I was cycling to work near to the wooded Evil Squirrel HQ, a black cat started crossing the road in front of me, and then just stopped dead in my path and turned to look at me. This is not normal road crossing behaviour, and was an obvious ploy to make my slam my brakes on or swerve into a nearby car.
Luckily, the four-legged merc had sprung his ambush prematurely, meaning that I had enough time to slow down safely before he stopped playing chicken and finally scampered out of the way. Ha, feline assassin, my nerve is greater than yours!
Dr Frank 4 - Evil Squirrel Conspiracy 1