5 Fortunes

[doctor_duck]

So, I got chinese today, and inside the fortune cookie, I found five fortunes!! I'm taking this as a good omen. So, here they are...

You shall attain great wisdom with each passing year

Comments

[bluecatahoula]

I'm not sure about that last one either, but if you play the "in bed" game with the others, it looks like you'll have a promising career as the mistress of a bordello...

That't a good thing, right?

[doctor_duck]

Well, that's a relief! And here I thought I wouldn't have anything to fall back on!

Maybe the last one means I'm suppose to have an orgy this week...? Or it could be like that Friends episode about the seven erogenous zones - maybe zone seven is good for me!