I tease because I love
Mike Huckabee: the Constitution Party-lite candidate.
Ron Paul: the crypto-Confederate, closet Misesian candidate.
Rudy Mussolini: whoops, I mean Giuliani...
Mitt Romney: all the weirdness of paganism without the fun of stimulants or alcohol.
Fred Thompson: Zzzzzz... *gurgle* Vote for me! *sniffle* Zzzzz...
John McCain: vote for him nice and quick and you may make it before he sabotages himself again.
Ron Paul: the crypto-Confederate, closet Misesian candidate.
Rudy Mussolini: whoops, I mean Giuliani...
Mitt Romney: all the weirdness of paganism without the fun of stimulants or alcohol.
Fred Thompson: Zzzzzz... *gurgle* Vote for me! *sniffle* Zzzzz...
John McCain: vote for him nice and quick and you may make it before he sabotages himself again.