the most instances of giant blue peen in any film ever
Ever read this? --> Parents Guide for Watchmen It's a list of moments in the film that parents may not want their children to see. Reading it as a blow-by-blow recount of the action makes me laugh my head off!
My favorites:
The description of the Dan/Laurie sex scene. Pretend it's badfic while you read.
"A Man gets his arms sawn off. Lots of blood sprays on the wall."
"22 uses of "fuck"." <-- Next time someone is taking prompt requests, THIS is the fic title I will give you.
"The woman pulls down the man's pants and realizes that he is not aroused."
My favorites:
The description of the Dan/Laurie sex scene. Pretend it's badfic while you read.
"A Man gets his arms sawn off. Lots of blood sprays on the wall."
"22 uses of "fuck"." <-- Next time someone is taking prompt requests, THIS is the fic title I will give you.
"The woman pulls down the man's pants and realizes that he is not aroused."