Because I Don't Like Lame-O Email Forwards But I Like Stupid Surveys...
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do ...and try not to be lame and spoil
the fun.
1. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new
e-mail that you will send.
2. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you.
3. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the
person who sent it to you.
The theory is that you learn a lot of little-known facts about your friends
and family. REMEMBER TO SEND IT BACK TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!
1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
cream with apples on them!
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Ramses the Dead
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
the same color as my desk--oh wait...
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Trivial Pursuit
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINES?
People, but I don't generally read the magazines
6. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
eeew
7. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
how much I hate my fucking alarm
8. FAVORITE COLOR?
Red
9. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
orange
10. HOW MANY RINGS DOES IT TAKE BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
probably two
11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
Elliott or Rory for a girl, Ralph for a boy
12. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
me! no, um, fantastic friends
13. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
chocolate
14. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
no, because that's dangerous, ben radin
15. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
no
16. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
the shit!
17. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Toyota Sienna (minivan power!), but it isn't mine
18. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?
Gene Wilder, or maybe George W. Bush so I could punch him in the face/proverbial balls
19. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
not really a fan of the alcohol, but maybe corona or mike's hard
20. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN & BIRTHDAY?
Scorpio, November 11, 1984
21. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
maybe the question should really be do I eat the broccoli
22. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE?
professional meat popsicle, or an invincible secret agent
23. YOUR HAIR COLOR?
blonde
24. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
yeah
25. FAVORITE MOVIE?
you're making me pick one? I refuse!
26. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
yes, because that makes typing easy and fun!
27. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
cutting edge kenny, my suitcase, backpack, soccer bag, boxes
28. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
soccer
29. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?
it's hard to say, maybe this question
30. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:
she's a fuckin' dreamboat!
31. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
mits ;)
32. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
um...
33. FAVORITE CD?
David Gray - White Ladder, or perhaps 'Romeo + Juliet' soundtrack
34. FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Friends, CSI:
35. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
ketchup
36. HAMBURGERS OR HOT-DOGS?
hamburgers, I don't enjoy eating cow rectum
37. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK?
lemon fanta! stupid america for not having it...
38. BEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER BEEN?
Italy
39. DO YOU HAVE A SCREEN SAVER?
yes...? what kind of question is this?
40. BURGER KING OR MCDONALD'S
subway, homes, but go to donnicles because I own stock in it...
the fun.
1. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new
e-mail that you will send.
2. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you.
3. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the
person who sent it to you.
The theory is that you learn a lot of little-known facts about your friends
and family. REMEMBER TO SEND IT BACK TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!
1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
cream with apples on them!
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Ramses the Dead
3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
the same color as my desk--oh wait...
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Trivial Pursuit
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINES?
People, but I don't generally read the magazines
6. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
eeew
7. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
how much I hate my fucking alarm
8. FAVORITE COLOR?
Red
9. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
orange
10. HOW MANY RINGS DOES IT TAKE BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
probably two
11. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
Elliott or Rory for a girl, Ralph for a boy
12. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
me! no, um, fantastic friends
13. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
chocolate
14. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
no, because that's dangerous, ben radin
15. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
no
16. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
the shit!
17. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Toyota Sienna (minivan power!), but it isn't mine
18. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?
Gene Wilder, or maybe George W. Bush so I could punch him in the face/proverbial balls
19. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
not really a fan of the alcohol, but maybe corona or mike's hard
20. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN & BIRTHDAY?
Scorpio, November 11, 1984
21. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
maybe the question should really be do I eat the broccoli
22. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE?
professional meat popsicle, or an invincible secret agent
23. YOUR HAIR COLOR?
blonde
24. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
yeah
25. FAVORITE MOVIE?
you're making me pick one? I refuse!
26. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
yes, because that makes typing easy and fun!
27. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
cutting edge kenny, my suitcase, backpack, soccer bag, boxes
28. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
soccer
29. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR?
it's hard to say, maybe this question
30. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:
she's a fuckin' dreamboat!
31. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
mits ;)
32. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
um...
33. FAVORITE CD?
David Gray - White Ladder, or perhaps 'Romeo + Juliet' soundtrack
34. FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Friends, CSI:
35. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
ketchup
36. HAMBURGERS OR HOT-DOGS?
hamburgers, I don't enjoy eating cow rectum
37. FAVORITE SOFT DRINK?
lemon fanta! stupid america for not having it...
38. BEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER BEEN?
Italy
39. DO YOU HAVE A SCREEN SAVER?
yes...? what kind of question is this?
40. BURGER KING OR MCDONALD'S
subway, homes, but go to donnicles because I own stock in it...