I Have a Cocaine Problem: I'm Out of Cocaine
Hello people!
I had a TDS/TCR marathon today; I had two weeks worth recorded and had to watch 'em before Monday, when the shows come back from break. I must say, the episode where Stephen interviewed Will Smith was the best one I've seen in a while. It was absolutely hilarious. Stephen covered George Carlin's death by mentioning the seven words you can't say on television, saying that it was great for Carlin to try to censor TV. Here, have a list:
How Stephen swears on TV:
Cock=Cho-cho
Tits=Dodgeballs
Motherfucker=Father
Cocksucker=Oral Enthusiast
I believe you guys should start saying those things. Say them. SAY THEM. Also, Jon said that kids refuse to call John McCain, "J-Mac." We should definitely be calilng McCain, "J-Mac." It's perfect! So that is his name now. If I slip up in future blog posts where I mention J-Mac, lemme know.
Let's see...I got up at noon today. NOON. That's the latest I've ever slept. Nick woke me up very nicely (which is unusual for my bro, lol), but I had to do the dishes just before my dad got home about fifteen minutes later. *whew* Success. But yeah, I've been lazing around my room, watching TV and chillin' online all day.
The title of this blog is from TDS. Jon was talking about...um...gasoline! Gasoline problems. And that Bush said we had an addiction to gasoline and needed to fix it, then said that we need to get more gasoline. So, Jon said, "I have a cocaine problem: I'm out of cocaine." X]
Oh, yeah, so, Tony Snow died. I can't believe he died. He was so young! That bummed me out. I wish I had more to say. But, um...I think that's it.
I'm gonna write. Cuz really? There are no fun video games to play, even though I really want to. *SIGH*
Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*