Feb 26, 2012 12:19
Sat, 17:04 : RT @ Kyle_Lippert : Twitter is so dead on the weekends that it might as well develop a crack habit and sing 'I Will Always Love You' whene ... Sat, 17:08 : Applied for a few jobs with the bro, feeling a touch stressed, mom suggested a bath. See you in an hour. Sat, 18:02 : Fell asleep in the tub, had a dirty dream involving @ TheStevenWeber , and now I must watch porn. #TMItime Sat, 18:06 : RT @ funnyjustin : @ docsaico your twitter updates make my house smell like cinnamon and bullets. Don't ever stop. Sat, 18:22 : <3 porn. Sat, 22:07 : I dunno why, but the way they say "Lego Friends" on that commercial just sounds like, "Flavor Flav" to me... Sat, 22:07 : Watched bro play #MGS3 and original Metal Gear for a while, had spaghetti for dinner and now...I dunno? Sat, 22:13 : RT @ PapaZBear : I want @ Michael_Rooker to play every bad guy in every movie from now on forever. Sat, 22:20 : Goddamn, my internet is being a cunthole. Sat, 22:34 : RT @ stephfredricks : @ robdelaney Speaking as a velociraptor, yes. Sat, 22:35 : FINALLY. A #commercial where the WOMAN is the one spilling shit all over the place. Sat, 22:35 : Oh shit, #HungerGames commercial. Haven't read it, but mom *loves* these books. Sat, 22:38 : RT @ JamesPMorrison : @ stephfredricks It's been taxing without you. Sat, 22:39 : "I don't get guys; I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by grabbing her boob." #Friends Sat, 23:16 : Bro's gonna play some more #MGS , so I'm heading back to his room. Sun, 00:57 : Church Group: "Would you like to donate to our church." Bro: "No, thanks, I worship Satan." *walks away* #broquotes Sun, 01:50 : RT @ CrazedinNYC : The book should have been called: Women are from Hearts & Men are from Penis. Maybe I'll start writing it tonight. Sun, 01:50 : Nick got all the dog tags, beat #MGS2 again...and we found out he has to play through at least twice more to get the stealth. #fuckthat Sun, 01:51 : I'm all depressed now, lol. We wasted almost three hours on that, tonight. *sigh* Sun, 01:54 : What a Thrill... http://t.co/bWuTaTqX Sun, 01:56 : I've been up way longer than I should have tonight. Gotten nothing done and feeling like I'm getting sick, AGAIN. Sun, 01:57 : It's really time for bed. Love you all, good night. Sun, 10:37 : Morning world. Pretty sure I have the cold my boss brought to #work . Great. Gonna #write today, put up the next #Rapidfire ...
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