My tweets

Jan 31, 2012 19:33

  • Mon, 21:00: Watching the #SAGs. Yes, we're late to the party. No, we don't care.
  • Mon, 21:05: I love the inro to the #SAGs. It's lovely. :]
  • Mon, 21:06: Aww, Christopher Plummer is such an amazing man. <3 #SAG
  • Mon, 21:15: Fuck, I forgot how delicious Bryan Cranston is with hair. Goddamn, I would jump him immediately. #SAG
  • Mon, 21:19: "Where was the baby conceived?" "In my vagina." LOL! #SAG
  • Mon, 21:31: Holy fuck, Viola Davis looks like a fucking Roman goddess. She is beautiful. :3 #SAG
  • Mon, 21:45: HOLY FUCK, @ timhutton has ALWAYS been good-looking. WOW. #SAG
  • Mon, 21:59: Oh my god. :'( The creepy neighbor in Home Alone died. #SAG
  • Mon, 22:04: The Good Wife is a fucking great show. Seriously, it's so underrated and so deliciously good.
  • Mon, 22:06: I don't think I can word just how much I love Natalie Portman. Smart, hilarious, intelligent and super sexy? God, she's perfect. #SAG
  • Mon, 22:14: Brad Pitt REALLY needs to cut his disgusting hair and shave that nastiness off his face.
  • Mon, 22:18: RT @ AmandaNMarsh: @ docsaico Tell Freddy to do it.
  • Mon, 22:18: Oh my god, SO proud of The Help. Good for them. :'] <3 #SAG
  • Mon, 22:27: Stop Hating Miranda? Who hates me? SRSLY, STOP IT. http://t.co/BT2GtdX8
  • Mon, 23:11: Shit. I can't find my birth control. :3 Anywhere. I hid it so well, I forgot where I put it. FUCK.
  • Mon, 23:17: It doesn't *really* matter that I can't find my BC, just that I paid for it and lost it. *shrugs*
  • Mon, 23:26: I cannot believe this. I mean, I'm, like, dumbfounded. I can't find those fucking pills anywhere. O.o
  • Mon, 23:31: Haha, sorry, I must be annoying you guys, I just can't believe this shit has just vanished. It's nowhere.
  • Mon, 23:45: Guys? Can we only post RIP when someone ACTUALLY FUCKING DIES? For fuck's sake, stop it, you're all fucking annoying as Hell.
  • Mon, 23:47: RT @ EnergySapper: @ docsaico (RIP using RIP inappropriately. *runs*)
  • Mon, 23:48: IF YOU SAY EXPRESSO IN INSTEAD OF ESPRESSO I WILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A STIR STICK.
  • Mon, 23:49: Oh for fuck's sake. Ignore the "in" in that tweet.
  • Mon, 23:51: The annoying thing is, I took all three packs of birth control out at the same time, so they wouldn't be in the bag. That was stupid.
  • Tue, 00:02: Well fuck, guys, it's late and I feel like shit. I should go to bed. Love you all, good night.
  • Tue, 00:04: Okay, no, seriously, bed.
  • Tue, 14:02: Hey guys. Lousy night. Silly dreams. Still feel sick and tired. Blah.
  • Tue, 14:47: I miss getting packages every day. DAMN IT, CHRISTMAS, YOU MAKE EVERY OTHER DAY LOOK SO LACKLUSTER.
  • Tue, 14:50: Glen Coco is trending. I love Twitter. <3 #top5meangirlquotes
  • Tue, 14:51: I'm gonna pull a "kiss me, kill me" thing with the boys at Monster Mania; two pics each, one with a kiss, one with a kill pose. >:]
  • Tue, 14:51: RT @ NiallinNarnia: #Top5MeanGirlQuotes 1. Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! http://t.co/8l9xSnge
  • Tue, 14:53: Guh, that makes me wanna watch #MeanGirls. Easily, one of the most quotable movies EVER.
  • Tue, 15:04: The financially least successful Harry Potter movie still made MILLIONS more than the financially most successful Twilight movie. HA!
  • Tue, 15:10: A friend of my mom's said, "their" when he meant "they're" on FB, so mom corrected him. He commented back, "LOL! Your right." *facepalm*
  • Tue, 15:13: I cannot believe these stupid fucking people didn't make a chocolate and wine cupcake. What is wrong with you idiots? #CupcakeWars
  • Tue, 15:44: Dad's pissed at me for not doing the dishes last night. I felt awful and went to bed. So I don't give a fuck if he's mad.
  • Tue, 15:44: I was gonna do them today. Who the fuck cares when they get done? I will never understand that. It doesn't matter when they get washed.
  • Tue, 15:47: And mom took his side. She feels the same way, but she's only doing it right now cuz she pissed dad off earlier and is putting it all on me.
  • Tue, 16:07: http://t.co/Yv73i2GS
  • Tue, 16:19: http://t.co/2wLElrw7
  • Tue, 16:33: ALERT! I get asked these questions a lot, so I'm gonna make a video about self-publishing and downloading #ebooks on Superbowl Sunday. :]

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