Dude, There Better Not Be Body Parts in There

Oct 03, 2011 22:28

Hello people!

Oh, my dream.

So hilarious. And really pervy. Seriously, prepare yourselves. You know, in porn, when they are guys in the background taking pictures while another guy is filming (if you don't know that, you don't watch enough porn)? Okay, well, I was one of the people in the background, taking pictures, while two guys boned two girls. One girl was blonde and skinny.

The other was a brunette and she looked like she was in the beginning stages of pregnancy. She had a few extra pounds just on her tummy, but otherwise, she looked skinny. I hate to get all graphic, but: the blonde girl was doing anal and that's what I was photographing, until I saw the brunette taking off her shirt. Guess who she was fucking? Kane Hodder. Yes, the guy who plays Jason in a few Friday the 13th sequels.

And again, with being dirty, but, the girl said something about getting started and Kane forced his dick down her throat. *nods* Then I woke up. I probably shouldn't watch porn before bed, lol. I woke up at 7:00 and got going for work. The morning was kinda miserable. I had a ton of legal ads to do and this lady was kind of a bitch to me. What bothers me is that the customers aren't responsible for anything.

If we send them a proof for an ad, and they approve it, and then it runs and they find errors (not spelling errors, mind you, stuff like leaving out huge pieces of information THAT THEY NEVER GAVE US), it's our fault and we have to rerun the ad for free. How is that fucking fair? THEY HAVE TIME TO APPROVE IT BEFORE WE RUN IT. FUCKING CORRECT IT THEN, YOU CUNTROCKETS.

Yeah, I fucking hate people. I was tired and irritated, so I used today as my go-home-early-day, since I'm working on Saturday. I came home at 1:00, sat with mom for a while, had my lunch, then took a nap. I slept for a couple hours, til mom got me up at 4:30. I joined her for her appointment and got some writing done in the car. I've started writing a movie, have another idea for a short story...

And I'm thinking of turning my new show into a movie. I think it'd work better that way. We'll see. When mom was done with her appointment, we went to dinner at Friendly's and had a delicious meal. :] We went home, I took a shower and then we all watched Castle together. Title of this post is from it. And now? It's time for bed! Yay!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

sleep: general, sex: porn, restaurants: general, writing: original story, rl: stupid people, family: mom, writing: general, tv: general, sleep: dreams, rl: general, food: general, work: general, celebrities: general

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