Here's a Final Present from Deepthroat
Hello people!
I had a dream that I was a famous writer!
So awesome! :D Anywho, I was at someone's house who was having a get-together. The someone was a college kid, and kind of the preppy, Harvard type. He was chilling with some friends, then saw me and said, "Oh, hey! Thanks for coming! You know, (insert some girl's name here) is gonna perform stand-up, but she's really nervous. You should do it for her!"
I didn't wanna offend him, so I agreed, but I was rather nervous, myself. I hadn't read any of her material before, so I grabbed a folder that had her stand-up routine inside and started flipping through it. I wanted to go lock myself in the bathroom to get away from the party so I could study the routine, but there was a line for the bathroom. I went back outside to the backyard as a last resort.
When I saw that there were people out there, I decided to just go back to the front yard. Something weird happened in between the yards and I wound up with mom's car on my head. Yes, you read that correctly. Except, her car was shrunk to be the size of a Hot Wheels. Maybe a little bigger. I tried to decide if I wanted to get it back to the right size in the side yard or in the driveway. I chose the driveway.
I went over there, passing all the people in the front yard who were now playing baseball, waiting for me to come back to do that girl's stand-up. Mom and a couple other people came up to me while I was in the driveway and took the car off my head. We all started laughing about it, then I explained that I was gonna fix it, but I didn't know how. And then, I believe I woke up. Yeah, I dunno.
Mom got me up at 10:00 and asked if I wanted to come to Waterbury, Vermont with her and dad. I said yes and teh rents and I got ready to go. We headed out around 11:00 and I listened to The Eagles on my iPod the whole way there. It was glorious. I love The Eagles so fucking much, I swear, I could cry. They are amazing. Anywho, um, mom was kinda pissed in the morning for reasons I don't even remember.
We stopped at the Green Mountain Cafe, but didn't get anything. Things were miserable for a while, including our next stop at Ben & Jerry's. We didn't even get out of the car, there. We left pretty quickly and went to the Cabot cheese store. Mom started to mellow out and we got a TON of awesome cheese; garlic and herb, Adirondack sharp, smoked bacon. It's all so fucking delicious!
I got some chips and dip, too. Then we went to a candy store next door, but they were insanely expensive. We went to a kitchen store in the plaza and mom got a few things there, and we all apologized to each other while in there. Finally, everything was fine, and we went to dinner at a pub down the street. It was good! I got chicken tenders and our waitress was the fucking nicest person ever, and so funny!
Loved it. We went to another candy store - this one far less expensive - and a country store, then went on home. It was about 9:00 when we got there. And my vanity plates came in the mail today! :D They say DOCSAICO and are fucking awesome! I spent the rest of the night playing MGS (title of this post is from it), stopping only to get on the treadmill and take a shower. And now, I must get to bed.
Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*
I had a dream that I was a famous writer!
So awesome! :D Anywho, I was at someone's house who was having a get-together. The someone was a college kid, and kind of the preppy, Harvard type. He was chilling with some friends, then saw me and said, "Oh, hey! Thanks for coming! You know, (insert some girl's name here) is gonna perform stand-up, but she's really nervous. You should do it for her!"
I didn't wanna offend him, so I agreed, but I was rather nervous, myself. I hadn't read any of her material before, so I grabbed a folder that had her stand-up routine inside and started flipping through it. I wanted to go lock myself in the bathroom to get away from the party so I could study the routine, but there was a line for the bathroom. I went back outside to the backyard as a last resort.
When I saw that there were people out there, I decided to just go back to the front yard. Something weird happened in between the yards and I wound up with mom's car on my head. Yes, you read that correctly. Except, her car was shrunk to be the size of a Hot Wheels. Maybe a little bigger. I tried to decide if I wanted to get it back to the right size in the side yard or in the driveway. I chose the driveway.
I went over there, passing all the people in the front yard who were now playing baseball, waiting for me to come back to do that girl's stand-up. Mom and a couple other people came up to me while I was in the driveway and took the car off my head. We all started laughing about it, then I explained that I was gonna fix it, but I didn't know how. And then, I believe I woke up. Yeah, I dunno.
Mom got me up at 10:00 and asked if I wanted to come to Waterbury, Vermont with her and dad. I said yes and teh rents and I got ready to go. We headed out around 11:00 and I listened to The Eagles on my iPod the whole way there. It was glorious. I love The Eagles so fucking much, I swear, I could cry. They are amazing. Anywho, um, mom was kinda pissed in the morning for reasons I don't even remember.
We stopped at the Green Mountain Cafe, but didn't get anything. Things were miserable for a while, including our next stop at Ben & Jerry's. We didn't even get out of the car, there. We left pretty quickly and went to the Cabot cheese store. Mom started to mellow out and we got a TON of awesome cheese; garlic and herb, Adirondack sharp, smoked bacon. It's all so fucking delicious!
I got some chips and dip, too. Then we went to a candy store next door, but they were insanely expensive. We went to a kitchen store in the plaza and mom got a few things there, and we all apologized to each other while in there. Finally, everything was fine, and we went to dinner at a pub down the street. It was good! I got chicken tenders and our waitress was the fucking nicest person ever, and so funny!
Loved it. We went to another candy store - this one far less expensive - and a country store, then went on home. It was about 9:00 when we got there. And my vanity plates came in the mail today! :D They say DOCSAICO and are fucking awesome! I spent the rest of the night playing MGS (title of this post is from it), stopping only to get on the treadmill and take a shower. And now, I must get to bed.
Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*