If You Breathe, You're Like Hitler
Hello people!
Man, what a piece of shit today was. Okay, wait, first of all, I had a dream that Jon and Stephen were covering the opening of Watchmen by staying up all Thursday night until Friday night. Jon tossed to Stephen, who was answering a bunch of phones and, like, taking notes about the movie or something. He did this weird thing where he ( Read more... )
Man, what a piece of shit today was. Okay, wait, first of all, I had a dream that Jon and Stephen were covering the opening of Watchmen by staying up all Thursday night until Friday night. Jon tossed to Stephen, who was answering a bunch of phones and, like, taking notes about the movie or something. He did this weird thing where he ( Read more... )
I hope that at the end of a shitty day, I can still make you smile.
You had a shitty day, correct? Shitty to the point of, oh, I don't know. Complete shittiness. Two facts: a) It's almost almost almost the weekend, and I'm not going to gloat over the fact that I had yesterday/have today off *ahem* BUT HEY at least you don't have a speech contest on Saturday that you're totally not ready for. Well, of course, YOU wouldn't be ready for it, because you're not even doing speech contest.
Second fact: The Volga is the longest river in Europe, contrary to popular belief that it is the Danube. Da Noob.
Bonus!fact: YOU'RE AWESOME.
Oh, and just btw, we seem to both be having high-school-sucks-ass issues lately, haven't we, baby? *snuggle* Don't worry, at least you have three months to go. Guess who has two fuckin' YEARS? :) <3 Sorry about your math grade, but at least you is not failing? Sorry. That's just how I view math class - "At least I'm not failing."
GAY'S ANATOMY. Hehehe. We're good at Gay's Anatomy, aren't we, Jon+Stephen, honey. OH SPEAKING OF WHICH! In the latest (?) issue of InStyle, there's this article on last year's Oscars, and then of course OH HAI THURR JON and it says he brought cupcakes for the crew and I SQUEED LIKE A MOTHEREFFER. So. Yeah.
ILU BB. <3
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You always make me smile. :]
Aww, sweetheart! Good luck at your contest! I KNOW you're gonna kick fucking ASS! <3 You're awesome and you know it. ;]
GREATEST SECOND FACT EVER. XD THANKS SWEETS!
For surrs. Awwwwwww, lol! I'll rescue you, bb. ;] *hugs* HAHA, true, true. I was failing before, so bringing it up to almost a C is actually not that bad, I just don't want mom to see the D, LOL. X]
;D FUCK YES! OOH AWESOME! AWWW HE'S SUCH A SWEETIE PIE!!! *melty*
ILU2, DEAREST WIFEY!!! <33333333333333333
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In more than one way. *perveh smile*
Hahaha, I just mentioned it because I'm THO NERVOUTHHH. The other day I started lisping by accident, and people thought I was making fun of someone with a speech impediment. That was fail.
I have a lot more where that came from. The Hundred Years War was actually 116 years.
Looooooooooong two years. I actually have started doing okay in math, so, erm. (Okay, okay. I got 100% + extra credit on a quiz, GOSH, didja have to ask? How embarrassing.) ;D Hey, well, I as a parent would be happy for the improvement. It's HARD to move up more than two letters a quarter.
INDEED, GAY'S ANATOMY. ISN'T HE JUST?! Cupcakes. He brought cupcakes.
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Awwwwwwwww, baby! *hugs*
WHOOT WHOOT!
OMFG GREAT JOB, BABY! :D I'm so proud of you! MY AWESOME SMART WIFE. Pssht, I'm bragging about you to EVERYONE, lol. MY WIFE IS FUCKING BRILLIANT. <333 Awww, thanks! :} <3
OH YEAHHHHHHHHH, lol. I can see him in the kitchen, baking cupcakes and frosting them intricately. XD
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I have teh speech memorized but I'm all like OMFG WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS? etc. It's retarded.
Don't ever let me random fact list. It probably gets annoying, after a point.
Heh. I just...yeah. It's important to me that you laugh, that was meant to be an exercise in silliness, but thank you so much. *ducks head and blushes*
I'll eat your cupcake, Jon. Now I want domestic cupcake fic. Damn it.
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Haha, I'm TOTALLY the same way. *shakes head* Although, I could never do the speech stuff, bb, so I already worship at your feet.
Hehe, LAWLZ. ;D
LOL! Awwwwwwwwwwwww! <3333
OH HELL YES. I might have to write that...perhaps tomorrow night. ;]
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It just feels really awkward, because I stand up there and...talk. Like, in stand-up, I guess you'd be holding the mic, but I'm just...there. hoooooomg. Maybe I'll get someone to take a vid of me, and post it later! :D /egomania. Don't worship at my feet! It's smelly down there.
I can never retain facts in class, but random shit sticks.
Heh. *fidgets* Yeah. I wuv ya. Stay happy :)
LOL I want to make some sort of food, fat muffin-top related pun but I can't really. YAY!! I really want frosting now.
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LOL, I totally know whatcha mean. OOH THAT'D BE SCHAWEET! :D Hehe!
Totally! Same here.
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WHOOT WHOOT. OMG, I want cupcakes, lol. REALLY bad. Mmm...cupcakes.
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