The Storm Has Left a Deadly Meme
Hello people!
I KNOW, I'm killing you with memes. What can I say? I'm coming off a meme high, lol.
The former snurtched from heartofasnail, the latter snurtched from meme_day, cuz I love it so much, surrsly.
FANFICTION MEME:
1. If you write, list the fandoms you have written/are writing/plan to write and favorite ships:
-The Daily Show/The Colbert Report - Jon/Stephen[or/"Stephen"]
-Strangers With Candy - Chuck/Geoffrey
-Supernatural - Sam/Dean
-Bones - Booth/Bones
-House - House/Cameron, House/Wilson
-Jurassic Park - Grant/Malcolm
-Midnight Run - Jack/John, Jack/Serrano
-Little Miss Sunshine - Frank/Dwayne
-Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - Phil Ken Sebben/Harvey Birdman
2. Fandoms/Pairings you are ADDICTED to at the moment:
Jon/Stephen (TDS/TCR). I dunno why so much lately, but I'm *obsessed* with them having sex right now, lol.
3. Fandoms/Pairings you like, but aren't necessarily obsessed with:
I'm just gonna list the fandoms, cuz the pairings go with them, so: Bones, House, Midnight Run, LMS, and Harvey Birdman.
4. Fandoms/Pairings you're new to, but enjoying:
Jurassic Park, LMS.
5. You can choose one non-canon pairing you love to become canon (in a good way that the writers don't screw up). Who do you pick?:
House/Wilson (is that non-canon?). I don't think FOX would allow it, to be quite honest, but I'd love to see it.
6. You're only allowed to read fic from one fandom (any pairing) for the next three weeks. What fandom do you choose?:
TDS/TCR, for sure. I'm in the mood for them at the moment.
7. You're allowed to refer to your favorite ship only by a shipper name. What ship is your favorite and what would you name them?:
Ooh...well, Jon/Stephen...and Stephen said, "Colbewart" a while back, but I think "Stewbert" works better, lol.
8. Two of your fandoms are going to collide in a spectacular crossover. Which fandoms would you pick?:
OOH! Um...UH...GAH! TDS/TCR and Harvey Birdman, cuz when SailorPtah wrote it, it was SPLENDIFEROUS.
9. You have to choose between reading bad porn about your fandom obsession of the moment, or no fic at all. What do you pick?:
Oh, suckish. Um...I guess bad porn is better than no porn.
10. You're asked to pick a theme song for one character/ship. What song do you pick, and for whom?:
"I Touch Myself" for TDS/TCR, cuz that song will ALWAYS remind me of that Jon/Stephen fanvid. <3
11. It's 2 in the morning and you should be doing math homework. What kind of fic do you read instead?:
Haha! THE PORNY KIND OF COURSE. Do you mean, what fandom? Cuz if not, I'd say either porn or a multi-chap fic that's been updated.
12. The ship that makes you go "Awww" is:
Jon/Stephen and Grant/Malcolm, for serious, lol...and occasionally, when it's gushy, Sam/Dean.
13. The ship that makes you want to yell, "Just have sex already, you morons!" is:
OMG, like, ALL OF THEM. Definitely Jon/Stephen, and definitely Sam/Dean...and House/Wilson!!!
14. The ship you're probably going to hell for shipping is:
Sam/Dean, lol. WINCEST FTW!
15. The character you alternatively love to death and want to beat some sense into is:
OMG, Chuck Noblet. I love the fact that he rejects that he's gay one minute, then goes to screw Geoffrey in the boiler room the next. <3
16. The character you're almost embarrassed to admit you like is:
No one. I love them, lol, hence the shipping.
17. Your very first fandom/ship was:
Fandom: 24. But, really, my first ship was House/Cameron.
18. The fandom you could read any kind of fic in is:
Jon/Stephen. They're flexible, if you know what I mean. XD
19. The fandom you would totally write an anonymous Mary Sue fic in is:
None, cuz a Mary Sue would have to be a girl and all my ships are gay, lol, and random Mary Sue's are stupid.
20. The show you would bring back from cancellation:
Ooh...SWC, cuz it's already been cancelled and it NEEDS TO COME BACK, YO. The movie was not a good way to put a close to the whole SWC universe (though, it was good, just not as good as the series).
Superhero Meme (fill it in for yourself):
Your superhero name: Captain Colberticus
Your superpower: Extreme persuasion
Your costume: A red, white, and blue spandex suit with a black cape and a black mask that covers my eyes with black boots and black gloves
Your sidekick: Attractive Cock (MWAHAHA)
His/her superpowers: Unlimited sexual drive (XD)
His/her costume: A business suit with a beautiful tie
The city you fight crime in: NYC, of course
Your arch nemesis: The Barista
His/her superpower: *TOP SECRET*
Your greatest weakness: …sex?
A first edition of your comic sells on eBay for: Hmm…$100?
Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*