May 25, 2004 22:14
What the fuck is up with the Irish?
It seems that no one notices this problem except for me and Milhouse.
All these stupid drunk peasants are taking up my living space.
The thing is that EVERYONE around here is either a kike or a mick, and although I much prefer the latter, I am quite sick of their shit. Maybe if they weren't so abundant, noisy, and drunk all the time I wouldn't mind. The worst part about it is that they are all so close to home, take for example, this list of people who are Irish:
Sean, Nick, Dave, Jeff, Brian, Ed, Danielle, and so forth.
Notice some key points:
1. They are all my friends (Except Danielle, she sucks mexican dick for coke)
2. They all live here.
3. They are all crap. (Sean is somewhat spared by his Nordic roots, but he must be at least half Irish, like that 1930's kid)
Why do these starving dirty bastards have to stick their dicks in everything?
Bill the Butcher said it best: "If only I had the guns, Mr. Tweed, I'd shoot each and every one of them before they set foot on American soil."
Damn Irish, giving the Catholic Church a bad name. It is a Roman institution, bitch. ROMAN-Catholic. Anyone who claims to be an Irish-Catholic needs to either a) Shut the fuck up, or b) Build a time machine (similar to mine) and go back to 1939 and declare war on England. Disgusting bunch of non-warring pussies.
In other news...
It goes ooh aah off tha snare drum, Tony Toca long time no hear from, so wake up and smell the bustello and say hello to this fly fellow, word to my abuelo.