In Brief.
1. musicalalana - I finally finished knitting the baby caps! Let me know a good time to get those to you.
2. I've been spending a lot of time with the French Mafia of late. My prayers and thoughts are with the people of France - all the people of France, no matter the race or religion.
3. I've also been working a fair bit at City Hospital. Let me tell you, the beginning of the year is an interesting time in any emergency room. There were a fair few people who seemed bound and determined to outdo last year's nuttiest patients. Which brings me to:
4. Dear sir: Yes, I can see that you have a baby-food jar in your rectum. What's that you say? Oh, you fell on it? Okay, sure. *sigh* Why is it always me? No, I know. I have the smallest, most delicate hands of any of the doctors who work in A&E at City.
5. Repeat of Point 4 no less than five times, only with different items (torch, shampoo bottle, shot glass, compass, calculator).
6. Actually had a nasty case of dehydration come into the clinic the other day. Poor bastard was going full bore from both ends. I wound up having him soak up some IV fluids and sending him to City for further examination and observation. Fortunately it turned out to be nothing more than food poisoning, but I don't envy whoever cleaned up the exam room in the clinic.
2. I've been spending a lot of time with the French Mafia of late. My prayers and thoughts are with the people of France - all the people of France, no matter the race or religion.
3. I've also been working a fair bit at City Hospital. Let me tell you, the beginning of the year is an interesting time in any emergency room. There were a fair few people who seemed bound and determined to outdo last year's nuttiest patients. Which brings me to:
4. Dear sir: Yes, I can see that you have a baby-food jar in your rectum. What's that you say? Oh, you fell on it? Okay, sure. *sigh* Why is it always me? No, I know. I have the smallest, most delicate hands of any of the doctors who work in A&E at City.
5. Repeat of Point 4 no less than five times, only with different items (torch, shampoo bottle, shot glass, compass, calculator).
6. Actually had a nasty case of dehydration come into the clinic the other day. Poor bastard was going full bore from both ends. I wound up having him soak up some IV fluids and sending him to City for further examination and observation. Fortunately it turned out to be nothing more than food poisoning, but I don't envy whoever cleaned up the exam room in the clinic.