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[docmarten]

hhmmmm. let's see......20 years ago, to this EXACT MOMENT, i was completely drenched in blood, sweat, vaginal extraction and still had an ambilical cord, which i was whipping around like a microphone screaming "we are the six nightmares

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[slikwillysux123]

i cant beleive you just did that

[xthechrisnessx]

happy fucking birthday. you sexy motherfucker. I want to hump with you.

[jennyfurlynn]

and still had an ambilical cord, which i was whipping around like a microphone screaming "we are the six nightmares!"

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
thats the best thing i think youve ever said in all the time ive known you!

even tho ive already said it about 58743875 times this morning...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[faible_du_coeur]

happy birthday. =)
i almost got to see you last night, but then you didn't come chill. you suck!
haha.
xo.

[solace424]

happy bday dooder