Albert Pujols and Tony LaRussa, the St. Louis Cardinals' All-Star first-baseman and manager, respectively,
will attend Glenn Beck's rally after being repeatedly assured that it will be "apolitical." Much discussion has followed this over which parties are lying to themselves, lying to others, and/or are total gullible saps.
The better question might be: who goes to a fucking Glenn Beck rally if it's not going to be political? It would be like renting a porno and getting nothing but hours of awkward conversations, pizzas uneventfully delivered, and swimming pools dilligently cleaned.