Kowapattaroo docadoo

[docjohnholliday]

I've been reading other people's live journals and I find it quite funny how they are all full of drama. Such as, "oh he made me so mad because he didn't call me", or "she was talking shit about me behind my back" and stuff like that. The only reason I really found it amusing was because that never happens to me ... this, again, is the result of having no friends. Seriously, it really has an upside to it, believe it or not. No one ever talks about me. It's great.

I'm Your Huckleberry.