They stole our planet.
THE MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS STOLE OUR FUCKING PLANET!
Jack sent me offworld to keep Doyle out of harms way. Another fucktastic idea from the Jack Harkness Corporation, ladies and gentlemen. Fucking moron. So yeah. Planet Earth is gone there's just a big fucking empty space where it used to be!
So I'm stuck on this shitty fucking skankhole of a lesser planet with Doyle and my computer ghost best friend. OH FUCKING HELL IT'S LIKE A FUCKED UP GILLIGAN'S FUCKING ISLAND. Motherfucking hamsters.
We can't contact the Hub or anyone in it. We can't contact the TARDIS. We can't contact the Vailiant. Oh, fuck, I hope the Valiant is still running.
Hello Brawl, have you seen my Fandom? It's round with green and blue bits in it with alien invasions once a week and really shitty Christmases. Anyone?
((OOC: Does it even need to be said the insane rant under this cut is spoilery for Doctor Who? I don't think so, but I said it anyway))