Another work-related entry.

[docilewalnut]

Yay.

Just talking to a co-worker who lived most of her life in florida and only moved to canada about a year ago.

"So somebody was in the store just now and got everyone all excited."
"Oh really? Anyone I'd know?"
"Some... at.. wood.. woman?"
"Uh. Margret Atwood?"
"That's the one."
[falls out of chair] "DUUUUDE"
"Well that lightfoot guy was in here the other day."
"GORDON LIGHTFOOT?!"
"Yeah."
"I NEED AN OFFICE IN THE FRONT. SHIT."