LaJKA!!! I can't brain today
LISSEN LISSEN I have been texting back and forth with my little cousin Frisjeborg back in Trondheim. She thinks shes so clever, well I dont think so. I dont think so at ALL, in fact I can answer her dumb riddles in seconds! She just asked, how much dirt is in a hole a mile across and a mile long and a mile deep? And I am even smarter than I look which quite a trick since I look smart as anything you can name, so I fired right back her that THERE IS NO DIRT IN THE HOLE! Its a hole! She was mortifid believe me. Then I took my turn and I says to her, I says, If you are in a race and you pass the person in second place what place are you in? Its been ten minutes and I know she is stewing and fretting and walking back and forth and hitting her head on the desk because she is afraid of giving the wrong answer. Hah. Thats all I have to say, you know? HAH!! (I will give you guyz the answer at the bottom because I am so sweet you could pour me on French Toast!)
Here is what Cousin Frisjeborg looks like. She is in her second year at Oslo University, majoring in Archery which I think is a bad career move but who lissens to me?? She should go into Marine Pyschology or Forensic Astronomy, somethin useful.
WAIT!!!!! HOLD EVERYTHING! I almost forgot the answer! Get a grip. Sure your ready? You would be in Second place, not first because you passed the guy in second not the guy in first. EVeryone gets that wrong except me. I amaze myself, I am my own hero!
Oh and I am in heaven because Cousin Ingrid ordered some "real" food from home. I just had warm pumpernickel bread with soft brown cheese and a freezin cold glass of goat milk and my stomach is so happy it is giggling. I dont ask for much.