On the other hand, if you like drumsticks...!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dromornis We may be unfairly maligning the mild-tempered Dromornis, who would never think of alarming any bipedal mammals who may have turned up early, and who gently nibbled on leaves and berries. But I saw a couple of geese chase a woman on rollerblades along the rim of Ashokan Reservoir and they just seemed, well, like instigators. If there was a Dromornis out on my patio hanging around, I think I would go back inside for a while.