Village People trading cards, going for only $65 on eBay!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Village-People-1979-color-cards-20-all-mint-/270495726710?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3efacd3c76 There you go.
Not this week, the refrigerator's getting empty. Maybe next time they come around.
Meanwhile, crank it up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Make your neighbors or co-workers smile despite themselves.