BASICS: Name: Vman AKA Numba One Stunna Age: None of your business, missy! Location: Your bed Height: Huge Hair (color and style): Black and curly Eyes: 2 Piercings/tattoos: A gigantic cross across my back with the words "This is a cross" on it
OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? Your bed 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Abba, Shaquille O' Neal, Redman 3. Do you drink/smoke?? I smoke drinks 4. Do you like the beach? I like sons of beaches 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? Why can't we go earlier in the day? 6. Do you like movies? I like pron. (Yes, pron) 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? I do that anyway. 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? Well it's porn, so....no. 9. If not what would we be doing? It's porn so you know...pulling a Pee Wee Herman. 10. Do you play an instrument? See question 9. 11. If so...what? See question 9. 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? Why? Are you a bad driver? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 6.5657864343 14. Favorite body part on a guy? See question 9. 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? See question 9. 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? Being a badass 17. Would you give me kisses just because? I don't kiss and then tell about it.
What Would You do if... I cried: Laugh I said I liked you: Cry I kissed you: Scream I touched your butt: Sue I was hospitalized: Meh I ran away from home: Call your parents and tell them where you went I got in a fight and you were there: Join the fight...against you I got dumped: Laugh I pissed you off: Cry
What Do You Think Of My... Personality: Conservative Eyes: You also have 2 of them Face: Yes, it also exists Hair: Are you also balding? Clothes: Thank goodness you wear them. Voice: Like a little kid's. Humor: Ha ha. What humor? Choice of music: You like Linkin Park, right? Manners: Conservative Friends: Am I one? Decisions: What?
Would You... Be my friend: Aren't I? Tell me the truth no matter what: I'm doing it right now. Buy me a birthday gift: Wow...let's not get greedy here. Lie to make me feel better: I lie to you all the time anyway. Spread rumors about me: Guess what, Kevin has a tiny weiner! Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: Fuck no. Stop being lazy. Keep a secret if I told you one: Uhh...sure. Loan me some cash: Fuck no, stop being cheap. Hold my hand: Uhh....gay Keep in touch: I'm not gonna let you touch me. Make me a snack: Sure. Try and solve my problems: I'm not doing your homework for you. Love me: Tease me, show me how you like it girrrl Makeout with me: In public? Hold me in times of need: I'm not holding any part of you Ditch me: Yes Use me: For entertainment purposes only ask me out: Wow, way to sound desperate. Date me: Uhhh, sure, if I was gay. Makeout with me whenever you had the chance: Wow, that sounds majorly slutty. Hold me and make my problems go away: Can't I do the latter without doing the former?
BASICS:
Name: Vman AKA Numba One Stunna
Age: None of your business, missy!
Location: Your bed
Height: Huge
Hair (color and style): Black and curly
Eyes: 2
Piercings/tattoos: A gigantic cross across my back with the words "This is a cross" on it
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? Your bed
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? Abba, Shaquille O' Neal, Redman
3. Do you drink/smoke?? I smoke drinks
4. Do you like the beach? I like sons of beaches
5. If so...would you go with me late at night? Why can't we go earlier in the day?
6. Do you like movies? I like pron. (Yes, pron)
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? I do that anyway.
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? Well it's porn, so....no.
9. If not what would we be doing? It's porn so you know...pulling a Pee Wee Herman.
10. Do you play an instrument? See question 9.
11. If so...what? See question 9.
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? Why? Are you a bad driver?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 6.5657864343
14. Favorite body part on a guy? See question 9.
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? See question 9.
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? Being a badass
17. Would you give me kisses just because? I don't kiss and then tell about it.
What Would You do if...
I cried: Laugh
I said I liked you: Cry
I kissed you: Scream
I touched your butt: Sue
I was hospitalized: Meh
I ran away from home: Call your parents and tell them where you went
I got in a fight and you were there: Join the fight...against you
I got dumped: Laugh
I pissed you off: Cry
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: Conservative
Eyes: You also have 2 of them
Face: Yes, it also exists
Hair: Are you also balding?
Clothes: Thank goodness you wear them.
Voice: Like a little kid's.
Humor: Ha ha. What humor?
Choice of music: You like Linkin Park, right?
Manners: Conservative
Friends: Am I one?
Decisions: What?
Would You...
Be my friend: Aren't I?
Tell me the truth no matter what: I'm doing it right now.
Buy me a birthday gift: Wow...let's not get greedy here.
Lie to make me feel better: I lie to you all the time anyway.
Spread rumors about me: Guess what, Kevin has a tiny weiner!
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: Fuck no. Stop being lazy.
Keep a secret if I told you one: Uhh...sure.
Loan me some cash: Fuck no, stop being cheap.
Hold my hand: Uhh....gay
Keep in touch: I'm not gonna let you touch me.
Make me a snack: Sure.
Try and solve my problems: I'm not doing your homework for you.
Love me: Tease me, show me how you like it girrrl
Makeout with me: In public?
Hold me in times of need: I'm not holding any part of you
Ditch me: Yes
Use me: For entertainment purposes only
ask me out: Wow, way to sound desperate.
Date me: Uhhh, sure, if I was gay.
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance: Wow, that sounds majorly slutty.
Hold me and make my problems go away: Can't I do the latter without doing the former?
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