May 13, 2005 15:23
i'm driving home from school and i'm to the right of andrew nicholson and ryan delafosse. ryan starts throwing coins at me so i drive ahead a little bit. i reach into my backpack and grab a pack of fruit snacks to use as ammo. i turn into the left lane and go all the way to the light. i see their car pull up behind me...i open the sun roof...i grab my fruit snacks and unleash the dogs of war upon them. i dont even know how many i threw. but quite a bit. i wasn't even looking. thats how many i threw. then the last one i threw, i actually turned around and threw it. but a funny thing happened...when it hit the windshield...i noticed the person in the passenger seat wasn't ryan delafosse...but some girl i didnt know. she put her arms up in bewilderment...and i think she was laughing. i felt like such a dumbass...i annhilated the wrong car! it looked the same as andrews. goddamn i felt dumb. so i had to keep turning into their lane so they couldn't come to the side of me to see who i was. but then later on, i waited for andrew and ryan from a side street then pulled out behind them. they tried to use some crazy tactics to hit me but they were fruitless. ha. get it. fruitless as in their efforts didnt work but also because they were using coins and i was using fruit snacks...but i hit them when i pulled up next to them.
kevin 1
andrew & ryan 0
YES!