Why do I always deserve spankings? *mutters*
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I turned clawbeast in for spitting (3 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, magestic_kitten (-5000 points). In March I pulled over and changed black_dragon88's flat tire (15 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5039 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
DocDuvall