Band Riders
As part of my job, I receive loooads of band riders.
Have had a couple of doozies in the past, and posted at least one of them to here, and thought I'd post some wee snippets from one I got today.
"Coffee. Nescafe is not coffee. It is chemically treated freeze-dried crap suitable only for Nazi war-criminals and Republicans
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"If there is food to be had, and hopefully there is, suffice to say that things that are locally grown and fresh are great and that meat is fine.
No, in-fact, meat is great. The rarer, wilder and more recently slaughtered the better: Rabbits, Wild Bores (especially a whole one with an apple in its mouth), Baby
Deer, Whales and Unicorns. An omelette made from the eggs of an endangered Condor is a nice touch.
"
Think his tech requirements might be too ear bleedingly loud for my pa, but think this gig m
ight be quite interesting if it goes ahead...
Have had a couple of doozies in the past, and posted at least one of them to here, and thought I'd post some wee snippets from one I got today.
"Coffee. Nescafe is not coffee. It is chemically treated freeze-dried crap suitable only for Nazi war-criminals and Republicans
"
"If there is food to be had, and hopefully there is, suffice to say that things that are locally grown and fresh are great and that meat is fine.
No, in-fact, meat is great. The rarer, wilder and more recently slaughtered the better: Rabbits, Wild Bores (especially a whole one with an apple in its mouth), Baby
Deer, Whales and Unicorns. An omelette made from the eggs of an endangered Condor is a nice touch.
"
Think his tech requirements might be too ear bleedingly loud for my pa, but think this gig m
ight be quite interesting if it goes ahead...