Warning: Do not ever post rhapsodic blog entries extolling the fabulousness of your shiny new relationship. If you do, an age-old curse will be invoked, bad craziness will immediately occur, and you will spend at least one evening home alone, getting drunk, being abused by cats, wondering whether any non-trans person can ever really comprehend trans-ness, and marveling at just how clueless about it even the best of them can be. (And, alternately, wondering if you yourself are just a fucking psycho, which is always a possibility.)
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[Edit: Replacing sad wet kitten with happier cat because sad wet kitten seemed to be upsetting people and it is not my wish to share my upset. I don't want a cheeseburger, though. Just another Blue Moon will do me fine.]