Two Obama Experiences
1. A dream a couple of months ago. He kept following me around going "Hi! HI! Hi!! HI!! Hi!!! HI!!!" in this booming voice, and would not leave me alone. It was scary.
2. Last week I was half-listening to news on the car radio. The announcer said " ... president ... " and some guy who didn't sound like a total asshole started talking. I thought, "That can't be the president; he doesn't sound like a total asshole ... OH!" I remain skeptical that the great colonialist power will ever help us third-world bottom feeders much, but that was kind of cool.
2. Last week I was half-listening to news on the car radio. The announcer said " ... president ... " and some guy who didn't sound like a total asshole started talking. I thought, "That can't be the president; he doesn't sound like a total asshole ... OH!" I remain skeptical that the great colonialist power will ever help us third-world bottom feeders much, but that was kind of cool.