Irresponsible Poetry
(ahem)
I'm not pretty, I'm not smart, I'm not fast or strong;
But I've got spirit, lots of heart, and a cock nine inches long.
I had a boss named Bill who said "You'll never go far in life!"
Well, one day soon we'll all be dead...
...'til then, I'm banging Bill's wife!
No, not a self-portrait. Actually, I have no idea what inspired this.
I'm not pretty, I'm not smart, I'm not fast or strong;
But I've got spirit, lots of heart, and a cock nine inches long.
I had a boss named Bill who said "You'll never go far in life!"
Well, one day soon we'll all be dead...
...'til then, I'm banging Bill's wife!
No, not a self-portrait. Actually, I have no idea what inspired this.