Apr 24, 2006 21:02
My personal biorhythym system shows my wrath rising in opposition to a subsiding tolerance index. Palmistry has also been rewritten to include a section on the developing "sarcastic bastard" line, indicative of overactive aspersive glands in the limbic system. Charted heavens reveal the emergence of stars relating to malice and invective; you can almost see the claws on Ursa Major from here.
Somewhere on the lower end of the periodic table, there's a problem. There's not enough room for us. Admittedly, we're still in flux - which is at least partly responsible for the plural usage - but there's got to be some give somewhere in there. We're thinking "Volatilium". Got a nice BANG to it.
Be sure and check the richter scale regularly.