Daily Thoughts
So I realize that it is only 29 more days until I go under the knife. (IF it even happens, please not like last time.) So I have some anexity and some fears. I was looking for a way to deal with them in a way that would be productive and make for some funny stuff for my Live Journal.
Thus, brought to you by Carle Hospital, Where will make you keep coming back. The Top 15 Things that are going to change about Ando's Life
15. It will no longer be important to own stock in Mt. Dew.
14. I will not know by the sound of their voice who is working the drive thru at McDonald's.
13. "A booth will be fine" Words I thought would never come out of my mouth.
12. MMMMmmmmm....just love this purred food. (First few weeks only.)
11. That ok if we have to walk.
10. At this year's New Year's Eve party I will be the one going to have a "Pepsi" instead of my two friends.
9. Instead of spending money on food I will be spending it on clothes.
8. The following phrase may get said about me "Who is the hottie that just walked in?"
7. I will be able to get by on looks alone.
6. No more of strangers offering me weight lost adivce or trying to sell me weight lost stuff.
5. Dancing will no longer require a EMT on hand if I do not watch it.
4. I will no longer fear the stairs.
3. My car will be cleaner.
2. I may actually get a girlfriend. Will also have to watch that being a jerk part.
1. I will be able to shop for clothes at the Mall.
Today's list was brought to you by Carle Hosptial. Where make you just keep coming back.
Thus, brought to you by Carle Hospital, Where will make you keep coming back. The Top 15 Things that are going to change about Ando's Life
15. It will no longer be important to own stock in Mt. Dew.
14. I will not know by the sound of their voice who is working the drive thru at McDonald's.
13. "A booth will be fine" Words I thought would never come out of my mouth.
12. MMMMmmmmm....just love this purred food. (First few weeks only.)
11. That ok if we have to walk.
10. At this year's New Year's Eve party I will be the one going to have a "Pepsi" instead of my two friends.
9. Instead of spending money on food I will be spending it on clothes.
8. The following phrase may get said about me "Who is the hottie that just walked in?"
7. I will be able to get by on looks alone.
6. No more of strangers offering me weight lost adivce or trying to sell me weight lost stuff.
5. Dancing will no longer require a EMT on hand if I do not watch it.
4. I will no longer fear the stairs.
3. My car will be cleaner.
2. I may actually get a girlfriend. Will also have to watch that being a jerk part.
1. I will be able to shop for clothes at the Mall.
Today's list was brought to you by Carle Hosptial. Where make you just keep coming back.