Things I learn at the New Year's Eve party
So last night was the usually Springfield New Year's Party. Here are a few of the things I learned at it.
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1. You can never have enough single women. Cause you always need someone to kiss at Midnight.
2. Everclear does not mix will with everything no matter what you are told.
3. Everyone needs someone to have a "Pespi" with at some point on New Year's.
4. Zombines really is fun as a drinking game.
5. If you are a dork with a hot girlfriend, expect a fight.
6. No Lufcy = Good Party
7. Sometimes you get fixed up by the stranges people. Right John.
8. Always have a back up plan in place in case your party sucks.
9. If you talked the host of the party into having the party you should problary stay at the party.
10. If you are drunk never play poker with sober people.
11. You can always count on Pete to come through with the good food. Thanks for the hot wings Pete.
12. Fat men always get pissed about something during the party. Just love'em cause they will need it.
13. When both of your best friends go have "Pepsi" suck up and realize next year it may be you.
14. Realize there is always going to be some people you think "What the hell are they doing here"
15. Always have a driver. Thanks Derek
16. Never Ever, fall asleep at the party. To many people to trust.
17. If the redhead brings a something in a bottle you know it is going to knock you on your ass.
18. You can also count on someone to be drunk and funny.
19. Knee cap the people who keep your friends away from the party.
20. Always remeber next year, make sure there are more single women at the party,
This list was brought to you by Ryan, go to Ryan site to read more "Wisdom from Dan" during Ryan's Playhouse.
Of course these Tips are brought to you by Ryan. Visit Ryan to read more "Wisdom of Dan"
1. You can never have enough single women. Cause you always need someone to kiss at Midnight.
2. Everclear does not mix will with everything no matter what you are told.
3. Everyone needs someone to have a "Pespi" with at some point on New Year's.
4. Zombines really is fun as a drinking game.
5. If you are a dork with a hot girlfriend, expect a fight.
6. No Lufcy = Good Party
7. Sometimes you get fixed up by the stranges people. Right John.
8. Always have a back up plan in place in case your party sucks.
9. If you talked the host of the party into having the party you should problary stay at the party.
10. If you are drunk never play poker with sober people.
11. You can always count on Pete to come through with the good food. Thanks for the hot wings Pete.
12. Fat men always get pissed about something during the party. Just love'em cause they will need it.
13. When both of your best friends go have "Pepsi" suck up and realize next year it may be you.
14. Realize there is always going to be some people you think "What the hell are they doing here"
15. Always have a driver. Thanks Derek
16. Never Ever, fall asleep at the party. To many people to trust.
17. If the redhead brings a something in a bottle you know it is going to knock you on your ass.
18. You can also count on someone to be drunk and funny.
19. Knee cap the people who keep your friends away from the party.
20. Always remeber next year, make sure there are more single women at the party,
This list was brought to you by Ryan, go to Ryan site to read more "Wisdom from Dan" during Ryan's Playhouse.