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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young GIGALO named HOLDEN. He was FUCKING SQUEALING in the GLITTERING forest when he met SALTY ICHABOD CRANE, a run-away SKATOLOGIST from the CRAPTASTIC Queen FRAU BLUKER.
HOLDEN could see that SALTY ICHABOD CRANE was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his SHITTY SOUP. SALTY ICHABOD CRANE was thankful for HOLDEN's SOUP, so he told HOLDEN a very BORING story about Queen FRAU BLUKER's daughter HELGA. How her mother, the CRAPTASTIC Queen FRAU BLUKER, kept her locked away in a FLAN protected by a gigantic MONGOOSE, because HELGA was so ANNOYING.
HOLDEN BROKE. He vowed to SALTY ICHABOD CRANE the SKATOLOGIST that he would save the ANNOYING HELGA. He would EAT the MONGOOSE, and take HELGA far away from her eveil mother, the CRAPTASTIC Queen FRAU BLUKER, and FLASH her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a STUPID VOLCANO and SALTY ICHABOD CRANE the SKATOLOGIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MONGOOSE from his story. CRAPTASTIC Queen FRAU BLUKER EXPLODED out from behind a SPORK and struck HOLDEN dead. In the far off FLAN you could hear a ORGASMIC SCREAM.
THE END.
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