Oh i just remembered this great story...

Sep 27, 2005 23:41

I was reading in the newspaper this weekend that some chick in a Westfield shopping mall in Campbelltown fell six stories onto some other chick, both survived.
What the fuck is wrong with the western suburbs? There are so many interesting facets of this story, but these are the two that stick out in my mind the most:

1. Why the fuck would any civilisation on Earth need a 6 story Westfield? The ancient atlanteans tried to build such a monstrosity and the gods banished them to the sea.

2. Everyone in Campbelltown is fat, that is why they moved to the Western suburbs where the McDonalds to Person ration is so high.

Peach Out
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